Lemme See your Check Stub
elise
3,252 Posts
post you fav dj assualt(or other ghetto tech, b-more, etc ) tracks or you're soft. I've been bumping this hard lately.
elise
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Is (was) that you?
What happened?
kidding, kidding ...
... but seriously a very cute photo.
hur hur!
I used to share my cheerios then be like "Syyyyyyyyyyyyyyke!" from that Eddie Murphy stand up back in the days.
^^^Thread Hi-jacker....
(today is payday for people who are on the semi-monthly pay schedule)
WE'VE ALL BEEN REYNALDO'D AND ARE DEALING WITH IT.
So, we get into the car, and once I start it up, Ass 'n' Titties is on blast on the stereo!
My mom's friend with us, Janice Keegan is a semi-pro jazz singer. So, she begins to improv along with the Assault track. Jazz improvising, AAAaaaas and TitieeeeeeEEEss! She has a beautiful voice, and brought a whole new jazzy-fresh perspective to Assault!
Beautiful.
Lemme see your check stuB!
I think thats how it went.
PS. nice first post
haha what the hell...
lol. great first post.
that would make a dope video short.
end thread jack.
I think that is called the "K-hole".
Too bad I have way too many bills that need to be paid.
Ehhh.
"It started seven years ago, with a big booty bitch, and a hoe..."
The man's certainly carved out a niche for himself...
i can never really enjoy the second payday of the month cause it's so close to rent time.
i'm embarrassed to admit that i've seen dj assault spin at a strip club when i was working for this record label maybe in 1999 or 2000. it was in miami during the WMC and i was dragged out by my friend who was his booking agent at the time. so he was spinning at some weird strip club that had all these bronze statues of women and had this kordova milk bar vibe (you know that creepy hangout from a clockwork orange). anyway, so my friend and her friends pay this 6 ft tall german looking stripper to come give me some stripper attention (read: harassment). i don't really know if she was german but she had vague rutger hauer qualities. she had a mess of makeup on, really tan skin and bleached blonde hair and there were fresh implant scars. i was so weirded out by this. so she comes over, grabs me by shirt and rubs her face on my chest and all my friends are laughing and cheering and i'm just standing there like haha really uncomfortable and shit. i think i was maybe 19 with a fake id and that was the first time ever i'd set foot in a strip club and i get a scary one. so when she finally leaves me alone, i look down at my shirt and there was a her face imprinted on my shirt in makeup. it looked like that one simpsons episode where homer invents a makeup gun and when he shoots it there is a clown face consisting of powder, blue eye shadow and red lipstick all smeared like. we weren't planning to go back to the hotel until night so i had to walk around miami the rest of the day with this huge stripper face on my shirt and explain to people i just met what happened and why i had this face on my shirt. i didn't really pay attention to the music that assault was playing but i did take note that when the stripper harassed me, he played Numbers/Computer World 2 by Kraftwerk which made the experience not only more surreal but completely indelible because i love those tracks.
that said, that DJ Assault video posted in this thread is really really annoying. the dude especially, what a douchelord.
CAN'T. FALL. ASLEEP. MUST. KEEP. RAVING.
Great Stripper Story!
Well, At least there is an Up Side to this song, even when I thought it wasn't possible, now I know there is something more unbearable to listen too than most of the repetitive mainstream Hip-Pop songs out right now.
Fergie and Gwen might actually get some sleep tonight.
Please sir, I'd like some more.
step your showtune game up!
dance dance revolution is not a valid artform.