IT'S A (B-DAY) CELEBRATION, BATCHES.
Swayze
14,705 Posts
Check it out. Saturday, July 8th. Big 30th b-day party at my house. I even got dudes coming from Taiwan. Cancel all your plans and come to my party. Do it or I will hate you. Bring your favorite drink of choice. Lets get shitfaced together, because after this I will no longer be "in my 20s". Fucking sucks, so lets celebrate.
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YES!!! DO IT!!!!
see if you can get scarlett johanson in the place. there's gotta be a way right?
other people who should be in attendance:
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beetlejuice
gunnery sgt emrey
junior seau
tony gwynn
I'd drive down for that
Her boobs are great, but she is a wooden actress. Again, her boobs are great.
good god!
If heaven were these two plus me...
good lord, has she always had those? how come I never noticed before? i'm slippin'.
f'reals can you say late growth spurt?
Hi G*ry
she was pretty good on snl a couple months ago.
And in answer to the question "I've never met you in real life... Can I come to your party?" the answer is "Yes... if you bring booze."
Sounds like fun... I'll have to see how sapped I am from the 4th. Wouldn't mind meeting some more strutters.
I'm driving down in about an hour. Gonna kick it with my cousin tonight in Manhattan Beach. Then I'm gonna kick it with my parents and sister tomorrow (the original reason for the trip). Then I'm probably (50/50) gonna drive down to SD tomorrow night to get Dizzy wasted. I got a bag o' records too in case the party gets too big and you want to scare people away. J/k... I got good records
DJ Ferrari
Don't over do it tomorrow (i.e., easy on the soju).
Dude.... my goal is to get one drink away from vomitting.... then hold it....
I'm in it for the long haul tomorrow, so I don't think I can fuck with soju... although there is some in the fridge....
hmmm.....
I got off the phone with *r*n M*nk*y. Were hashing our shit out now.
I'm going for my 3rd straight trip to your house without vomiting.
Luck is on my side
happy birthday hommie! highballs all around!!!
thats ok because I HATE YOU!!!!!!!
but i got you a present. its a mason jar full of my barf and i was hoping youd pour a lil out on da_carpet for a fallen soldier.
If I start drinking soju I might be able to take care of that for you....
seriously, happy bday. and say hi to HJ for me.
Happy Birthday, bro!!! Have a good time celebrating. Have a drink on me!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak