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It was one of you bitches

Terry_ClubbupTerry_Clubbup 833 Posts
edited December 2005 in Strut Central
Man, my work computer got all fukked up the other day andmy registry was wiped and cookies were lost.Luckily no files were lost though.And the IT guy here is cool. I don't know much about computers,in fact, I don't even have a computer, I just use the one at work.But he was saying that I ended up with a "trojan horse type of virus"and also a "keystroke reader" installed as well as the computerbeing used without my knowledge to store about 5 Gigs of music files.The "music" part is what tipped me off.I know it was one of you bitches.That used the toilet before me or sent me that awesome download.(I download three times a day, less if constipated)Don't try to use my computer when I'm not on it.And if I am on it, I will probably see that little cursor mouse arrowgoing around doing schitt when I am not even touching it.I am not going to just sit on my hands here.You can't fit three thumbs up one ass.Anyway, if I find out who it is, I will book a flight immediatelyand show up and flip you the bird, poke you in the solar plexus,then I will grab your dick with my left fist and squeeze it untilyour dick nozzle opening is the size of a cat's mouth, and then I will shake hot pepper sauce down in there.See how you like it.Try to use my computer at work to store your music, and maybeeven read my sensitive personal things.Do what I do, get a box of ten cassette tapes bitches!5 GigsTCB

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  • dayday 9,611 Posts


    Man, my work computer got all fukked up the other day and

    my registry was wiped and cookies were lost.

    Luckily no files were lost though.



    And the IT guy here is cool. I don't know much about computers,

    in fact, I don't even have a computer, I just use the one at work.

    But he was saying that I ended up with a "trojan horse type of virus"

    and also a "keystroke reader" installed as well as the computer

    being used without my knowledge to store about 5 Gigs of music files.



    The "music" part is what tipped me off.



    I know it was one of you bitches.



    That used the toilet before me or sent me that awesome download.

    (I download three times a day, less if constipated)



    Don't try to use my computer when I'm not on it.

    And if I am on it, I will probably see that little cursor mouse arrow

    going around doing schitt when I am not even touching it.

    I am not going to just sit on my hands here.

    You can't fit three thumbs up one ass.



    Anyway, if I find out who it is, I will book a flight immediately

    and show up and flip you the bird, poke you in the solar plexus,

    then I will grab your dick with my left fist and squeeze it until

    your dick nozzle opening is the size of a cat's mouth, and then

    I will shake hot pepper sauce down in there.

    See how you like it.

    Try to use my computer at work to store your music, and maybe

    even read my sensitive personal things.



    Do what I do, get a box of ten cassette tapes bitches!



    5 Gigs



    TCB






    Brother Noomsey, there was a thread AI posted about a virus going around that attacks computers through Firefox and Internet Explorer. Other people on here have mentioned the same thing happening to them.
  • Terry_ClubbupTerry_Clubbup 833 Posts

    Thanks Day, I will look for that information.

    What I am going to do before I leave work today is open up the
    computer and and leave a couple of wet rags in there.
    One rag will be soaked in the hottest hot sauce known to man.
    The other rag will be soaked in cloroform and ether.

    Anybody tries to hack in to my computer overnight will
    wake up in a weird part of town with their shoes tied together
    and no pants, and a "ring of fire".

  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    Brother Noomsey

    Did you also watch the golden child last night?
  • prof_rockwellprof_rockwell 2,867 Posts


    Brother Noomsey,

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Brother Noomsey

    Did you also watch the golden child last night?


    Oh shit, it was on last night? All I watched was Law and Order SVU. Who the fuck thinks of the plots on that show? ugg...

  • Terry_ClubbupTerry_Clubbup 833 Posts
    Brother Noomsey

    Did you also watch the golden child last night?


    A SON + A SELF-SON = A SON ALLAH[/b]
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