Dude is gangster??
ovulationist
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Im just trying to see how this yousendit.com shit works, AND i been wanting to put this kid on blast for a min. so heres the quick rundown....I worked at Pizza Hut until recently, with this 16 year old dude always trying to talk to me about hiphop. Homie is on some "Fabolous is the milliniums answer to Biggie" type ingnorance. Anyway, he told me about his boy being such a "hot emcee", insisted that i check out his "demo". Which is all bedroom shit apparently. He is 16 also. This shit is fucking hilarious!!!! Check out how gangster this kid is trying to come off. Through the whole album (yes, there are like 15 songs on the "demo") he reps his neighborhood, Brookside, which happens to be a record spot of mine, and is SOOOOOO fucking far from "hood". Its mostly older people, with some money. Anyway, this is the only track i uploaded, the first one. There are some really funny, violent, murder jams that i will post if this one works. Some other choice lyrics talk about where he keeps bodies, robbing people outside an ATM, stabbing kids at his highschool, etc... Just keep in mind, this kid is 16 and from a pretty rich neighborhood.http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3EE642V6RDXBH0J2298GT06UT3Hope this is as funny to you guys as it is me. 
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he said that he is "ready to die"
IM SAYIN', the kid that gave me this was fucking DEAD SERIOUS.
I dont get it.....
Brookside4Lifemuthafugga!!
I imagine he looks something like this?
Its that Dirty Dirty!!!!!
South Carolina...."Fuck ya'll punks, cuz ya'll aint rea-day!!!"
Thats prolly pretty fucking close. Ive never seen homie, but ex-raving retards make the best rap...
i know you heard of that
"maybe some day these motherfuckers will realize that...I'M UNTOUCHABLE!"
That is now the first thing on my list of "to dos" in the morning....
And there's that hat thing again.
Anyone else notice the absence of a baseline? Hell, the absence of quality altogether!
1.) Corny, yes.
2.) For a do-it-yourselfer, it was put together decently. It's on beat, and sounds decent.
Maybe he knows Johnny Crack.
Now, post more.
- J
Alright, just in case you thought homeboy was fucking playing...
HELL NAH!!!
http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0SCR2O1JWYFTG11KMA1UD4P5CZ
I really cant get enough of this funny shit.
And if you didnt think he would rob you... If you didnt think he had bodies...think again!!
http://s47.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36X63W8XVMN6924PWUSTT0JVWG
One of the best.
Damn it would be great if homeboy could read what people are saying about his joint.
I'm not kidding... I really don't think this is that bad. From a production point of view, it's a bit basic, but I think that's the charm of it... those keyboards. Dude got some flow - don't deny it... so what if he raps about a hood thats whack... that's life y'know?
WHAT'S HOMIES NAME?
I give him my seal of approval
Dude, yer on drugs!!! Are you talking about the one about his "enemies"??
You have to be kidding.
Yeah you have got to be kidding. Flow is weak, beats are ass no charm. just shitty white boy.
I need a full posting of all tracks... and track names - plaese!
I got this shit on repeat...
din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun, din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun,din-din-din dun-dun-dunnun
fuck ya'll punks, cause ya'll ain't ready!!!!