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  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    My wife has asked the honorable ZG's if they feel a lion could eat an elephant in a heads up battle.

    I'd put my money on the elephant. Thicker skin and far more power.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Yeah, I think an elephant would crush a lion somehow someway.

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Billy's still tippin'.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Lions are raw, though.
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    yeah, I rode an elephant in at my wedding and every time it stepped the muscles in the shoulder region lifted me up a few feet. Strong and Large. But a lion could bite it in the soft underbelly and rip things out, you know?
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    What the fuck? Dude's getting back in?
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I wanna see Timon & Pumbaa.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Billy can't be that lazy, he hasn't laid down once!
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Ever seen an elephant attack? I saw it on one of those Max X type shows and they move fast. But I doubt that shit ever happens. Lions are nocturnal and elephants are diurnal (see how that website is improving my vocab?).
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Uh oh, class is in session!
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Them deer don't give a fuck, do they?
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    You're right, Herm. Those impalas are just cruising.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I wonder if there's a half-shark alligator half-man in that water?
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Them deer don't give a fuck, do they?

    You gotta beef up on your knowledge:

    http://www9.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamafrica/animal_gallery.html


    I can almost recognize all of them by sight now.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Oh shit, I think Billy's looking at us!
  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,945 Posts
    [color:white] Peace yall, I gotta hit the haystacc. ZGN Fam. [/color]
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Them deer don't give a fuck, do they?

    You gotta beef up on your knowledge:

    http://www9.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamafrica/animal_gallery.html


    I can almost recognize all of them by sight now.

    Yeah, I know they're Impalas. I'm still probably gonna call them deer now and again. It's not like were watching herd of Klipspringers, are we?
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    [color:white]L8r sk8r.[/color]
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    [color:white] Peace yall, I gotta hit the haystacc. ZGN Fam. [/color]

    [color:white]For lack of a better call... BAM-BAAAA-TA, Hommie. [/color]
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    [color:white]ZGN hold tight. One. [/color]
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    [color:white] Peace yall, I gotta hit the haystacc. ZGN Fam. [/color]



    wrrdem



    [color:white]ZG'S REPRESENT![/color]





  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Them deer don't give a fuck, do they?

    You gotta beef up on your knowledge:

    http://www9.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamafrica/animal_gallery.html


    I can almost recognize all of them by sight now.

    Yeah, I know they're Impalas. I'm still probably gonna call them deer now and again. It's not like were watching herd of Klipspringers, are we?


    Ha ha. OK, I wasn't trying to test you! We gotta chill like Bill.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    My ZG's, watch out for them water monitor lizards! Read up on your read ups! I got ya backs ankles, hoLmeses!

    Herm
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Uh oh! What's that whistle?! I'm kinda shook right now!
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    My ZG's, watch out for them water monitor lizards! Read up on your read ups! I got ya backs ankles, hoLmeses!

    Herm

    I saw a few of those this morning. Unfortunately they're too small to see in any detail.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    You know what would be kinda hot?

    Peedi's Pond!
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    This is starting to remind me of a children's book.

    Billy was a happy elephant. But Billy was also lazy. While all the other elephants went out to look for food, or took care of the children of the herd, Billy played in the pond, all day long...
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  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Those Egyptian geese are back. They seem to be the only medium sized bird not afraid of the elephant.
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