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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Cotdamn I'm at this bar the wine tun, dj night, dude just played in a row:
    JT Taylor 'Feel The Need'
    Driza Bone 'Real Love'
    Fatback 'I Found Love'

    I was in fucking hog's heaven

    Pity he's not here on 18th

    ::icegrill::

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Now it's

    You Got The Floor
    Larry Wu 'Let Me Show You'
    Best of my love

    Kill me now

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    And now Bobby Thurston
    'Very Last Drop'

    Jesus Christ. I feel like I've gone to heaven already.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Christ. Brit funk section.

    London Town
    Mariposa
    Funky Frith street
    Sir dancealot

    Who ordered this shit for me?
    Greatest night ever.

    Yes I'm pissed.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Last time this happened, I was on a stag do in Sheffield. 4-5 years back. Night was getting blurry after a full day at York races with some ex-steelmill homies. Some footballer dude blagged everyone in for nowt in some club. No idea where. Music was fi-yarrr. Like, mindreader shit. So good. Sat night too. DJ was a tiny girl. Too loud to talk. Just put "LOVE IT XXX" in a text and held it up to her to read.

    Span round and busted moves before she retained eye-contact. 100% nonchalance in the city that gave you The Human League and dem. I could almost high-5 the ghost of Phil Oakey.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Just shook dj hand after

    Can you feel the force
    Jump to the beat
    Rain forest


    So so good. Perfect shit. Twenty-something's in with have no clue.

    This is like the night of nights.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Wow. Going to be hard to top. Going to have to summon the ghost of Phil Lynott for the 18th.

    "Guess who just got back today?-R"....

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Nice one jim.

    Slaughtered now. Offski. Outers as we say in the hood.

    Bring your A game on 18th.

    Duder and Junior get to add an SS notch to Teh bedpost. But I still win. I get McCoy next week, and NY trip is in the locker for Dec or Jan.

    ::gaininonya::

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Dude is back on 22nd. I almost want to postpone The Night Out.

    But then I remembered: it's never as good second time around.

    WMIC

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    A week tomorrow, batches.

    [call centre english]IT IS BEING ON, SONS. WHO IS BEING DOWNFUL?[/cce]

    Jermain Deffo
    ------------------
    Skel
    Me
    Duder
    Junior

    Michael Dubiously
    -----------------------
    Chizzle(?)
    Okem(?)

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    I'm pretty sure Duttybabylon said he'd turn up some time and bring the who-jah-blessness with him. Might harass him with a PM.
    Flomotion a London head who never checks this thread because of the football angle?
    My head is fuzzy today but I'm sure there are others.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Boy Chizzle doesn't do druncle stuff no mo'

    Moke is in a land far, far away.

    To reiterate: we will be at The Wine Tun, on corner of Old Change Court, Carter Lane and Cannon Street. 6 or shortly thereafter.

    Near tubes Mansion House (District and Circle) and St. Paul's (Central Line).

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    skel said:
    Moke is in a land far, far away.
    so true );

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Here's one: Who has the daftest name - Brian Eno or Ranulph Fiennes?

    Please google their middle names before jumping to a conclusion.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Ranulph is from some hoity-toity family, and there's probably some reason of historical import for some of those middle names.

    Eno's christened name is 'normal', which means the fool chose that ish?

    St John le Baptiste though.

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    I see two ways of settling this:

    FIGHT - Money on Sir Ran. Man pulled his own toes off or summik. Man trained to ignore pain, ignore the weather, eat things that would make a Billy goat puke. Eno's special move is what, a solo face?

    A-GOOD-OLD-PLAYING-THE-BLUES-OFF - You have to say Eno will have superior chops, but wait doe, are there any more heartfelt blues than the whiteboy toff blues? Hugh Lawrie and dem. St. Martins college can do that to man, freal.

    How will I sleep tonight....

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts

  • Regret the username... false representation. vague banana klan affiliation closest Jah link.. Might be able to pass through bout 8ish

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    Okem said:
    skel said:
    Moke is in a land far, far away.
    so true );

    Outside the M25?

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    J i m s t e r said:
    Okem said:
    skel said:
    Moke is in a land far, far away.
    so true );

    Outside the M25?

    Apart from Duder's dodgy passport, Moke is the nearest thing we have to Merica.

    Re DuttyBabylon:
    Dutty, dutty Babylon. //younger Steptoe voice//

  • piedpiperpiedpiper 1,279 Posts
    I am in London quite regularly these days and would love to join one of the next meetups. Only there until 16th next week, but back in early November - will check this thread more frequently from now on.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Anytime Piper. Would be cool.

    skel said:

    Re DuttyBabylon:
    Dutty, dutty Babylon. //younger Steptoe voice//


  • You are a dyed-in-the-wool, fascist, reactionary, squalid little, 'know your place', 'don't rise above yourself', 'don't get out of your hole' - complacent little turd.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    You've met Duder then?

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,955 Posts
    I will also be bringing St*ve a copy of my 12" :pasue:

    Offloading the chud,
    While they're testing his blood,
    He'll toss it in the first bin on The Strand
    (Winter-Wonderland-R)

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    DuttyBabylon said:
    You are a dyed-in-the-wool, fascist, reactionary, squalid little, 'know your place', 'don't rise above yourself', 'don't get out of your hole' - complacent little turd.

    skel said:
    You've met Duder then?

    LOL

    (Skel u git!)

    Many a true word said in jest...

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Did someone jack Dutty's login?
    Or is this after some pm action?
    Some form of super articulate Tourette's?
    Or did someone post something that pressed a Dutty button?
    Maybe me.

    Speak on it.

    B/ w I will readily accept the Jimster 12".

    P/w this numbness does have its' upside

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    skel said:

    Or is this after some pm action?

    I no longer have the stamina for PM and AM action. In my younger, cough, "gayer" days...

    skel said:

    pressed a Dutty button?

    Rasklaut! Reminds me:

    Q. Why did 80,000 people boo George Osborne at the Paralympics?
    A. Because that's the maximum capacity of the Stadium.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    Didn't same 80k cheer BoJo?

    Explain that one.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Perhaps the only good thing about BoJo is that the papers think he's making Cameron uncomfortable.
    I kind of like him, but I don't live in LDN.


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    Asda have a new batch of Jimmy Saville tracksuits... they have normal size tops, but you'll need to squeeze into child size bottoms.
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