Flatbush has always been comparatively mellow, family neighborhood and all...
Crime /= Character though.
Meh not necessarily. In the early nineties the block i lived on was raided because it was so bad and the police straight murdered a top ranking guy. Right on the south side of Prospect Park on Caton and Argyle.
Crime of course is not character. but lack of crime equals midwestern invasion which blandifies the whole shit
exactly, i wasnt talking about the crime so how come you guys are?
The lack of character is directly related to new booties to New York (some might argue me included) moving in and being boring and unexceptional. They only moved to new york when they started locking everybody up for nothing and became totally safe.
exactly, i wasnt talking about the crime so how come you guys are?
The lack of character is directly related to new booties to New York (some might argue me included) moving in and being boring and unexceptional. They only moved to new york when they started locking everybody up for nothing and became totally safe.
I BLAME HIP HOP
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
Back to white chicks, or in this case white people...
430 Things Which White People Like... (from philaflava.com)
1. 1% milk 2. 101.9 fm 3. A False Sense of Security 4. Actually dressing according to the season/weather 5. Adopting Korean kids 6. A good cry 7. Alan Thicke 8. Alicia Keys 9. Alpha Dog 10. Alphabetical Order 11. American Apparel 12. American flag magnets 13. Ampersands 14. Ample parking 15. Ananda Lewis 16. Animals indigenous to Africa 17. Antiquing 18. Any band whose name starts with The 19. Aqua socks 20. Artichokes 21. Asian women 22. Atmosphere 23. Automated Tie Racks 24. Aviator Sunglasses 25. Baby Wipes 26. Baby seals 27. Backpacking through Europe after they graduate from college 28. Bacon 29. Bagpipes 30. Baked pineapple 31. Ballet lessons for the daughter 32. Bandannas 33. Band t-shirts with the tour dates printed on the back 34. Banisters 35. Banks 36. Barack Obama 37. Being "mutlicultural" 38. Being Zest fully clean 39. Being able to make a point without hand gestures 40. Being called "nigga" by Black Rob or M.O.P 41. Being called sir or ma'am by black waiters/bouncers 42. Being interviewed by Chris Hanson 43. Being unafraid of water that goes over their heads 44. Being vegetarian/vegan idiots 45. Big Ty 46. Bill O Reilly 47. Black-on-black crime 48. Black chicks (as long as dad doesn't find out) 49. Blazers 50. Bleu Cheese 51. Blogging about blogging about Space Raps 52. Blonde hair 53. Bob Evans 54. Bob Ross 55. Bobby McFerrin 56. Boot/sneakers or sneaker/boots 57. Bragging about how cool Woodstock was 58. Bread pudding 59. Brett Favre 60. Bukkake Porn 61. Bumper Stickers 62. Butterscotch 63. Buying Friends DVD Box Sets 64. Buying houses in Ohio 65. Buying their kids color-coordinated notebooks for school 66. CBS 67. CNN 68. Calling people "buddy" 69. Canada 70. Capable Kel's Howie Long/Simon from American Idol hairdoo 71. Car Shoes Without Socks 72. Carrot cake 73. Catching feelings on forums 74. Celebrity golf tournaments 75. Celine Dion 76. Certificates of Deposit 77. Certified Mail 78. Cheese 79. Child leashes 80. Christmas 81. Christmas lights 82. Cigars which still have tobacco in them 83. Coffee Ice Cream 84. Coffee Mugs With Uplifting Slogans 85. Columbus Day 86. Commercials for Buzz Ballads 87. Commercials for The Rascal 88. Common (but only the stuff he made with that "uppity but talented negro Kayne West") 89. Company picnics 90. Compulsive lying on the internet about being "a writer" despite the fact you can't post a simple one paragraph post without at least 2 edits and you were rejected by NYU and NCU for being a dumb mick with social anxiety disorder 91. Cops and Firemen 92. Copywrite 93. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim 94. Costco 95. Country kitchens 96. Creamy peanut butter 97. Crocs 98. Cul De Sacs 99. Curtain Shopping 100. Customized Teddy Bears 101. Cut-Off Cargo Shorts 102. Dave Matthews Band 103. Demi-Glace 104. Denying the wet dog smell 105. Direct deposits 106. Dirk 107. Divorce 108. Docksiders 109. Dog grooming 110. Dogs 111. Dr. Scholl's products 112. Dusting 113. EHarmony.com 114. Eating at the dining room table 115. Eating ethic food like Italian Ice 116. Eating people 117. Eating pussy 118. Egg nog 119. Envying their neighbor's lawn 120. Espousing pride in Irish ancestry 121. Extremely Light Gardening 122. Extreme sports 123. Facial creme 124. Fake tits 125. Family Circus 126. Febreze Baths 127. Feeding the birds 128. Feeling that they know more about hip hop than other races in general and are its true defenders 129. Finlandia Berry Fusion and Sugar Free Red Bull 130. Fishing (from a Boat) 131. Flavored coffee creamers like Hazelnut or Vanilla Chai 132. Fleeces, and calling fleeces "fleecies" 133. Flipping off cameras in clubs with "tough looks" on their faces 134. Flyfishing 135. Folding towels that belong to them 136. Food Network 137. Fox Hunting 138. Free red-bull as a perk of the job 139. Frequent Flyer Miles 140. Fruit without bruises 141. Funkadelic (but not Parliament) 142. Gangsta rap even though they're too scared to go to the hood 143. General elections 144. Getting a booth at a restaurant instead of a table 145. Getting pulled over by cops and how noticing how nice they are compared to when your with black people 146. Gifs 147. Gilmore Girls 148. Glade Plug-In Air Fresheners 149. Globes 150. Go-gurt 151. Going green 152. Going to Sunday afternoon movie matinees because no black people will be up yet 153. Going to the Container Store 154. Going to the bar when they are 40 155. Google 156. Grammar 157. Grapefruit 158. Grateful Dead 159. Green bean casserole 160. Guilt 161. Hailing the first cab they see and getting it 162. Hampers 163. Hanging dry cleaned shirts in their car window 164. Hanukkah 165. Harry Belefonte's "De-O" song 166. Harry Potter 167. Having Che Guevara posters when they're 20, and voting Republican the first time they see a minority look in their family's general direction 168. Having no aspirations other than to buy shit and put themselves into debt 169. Having one black friend that they went to private school with and using that friend as a reference for any conversation that involves black people 170. Head and Shoulders shampoo 171. Helpful Native Americans 172. Hillary Clinton 173. Hip Hop (but not Rap) 174. Hockey 175. Home Aquariums 176. Home Security Systems 177. Hunting quail 178. Hybrid cars 179. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter 180. IKEA 181. Ice fishing 182. Impressing your boss 183. Index cards 184. Indian Casinos 185. Inspecting Tires Before Driving 186. Internet forums that allow them to be racist and disguise it as humor 187. Italian-American Festivals At the County Park 188. J-Dilla, because ?love told them so 189. Jam Bands 190. James Taylor 191. Jerry Lewis telethons 192. Joe Buddens 193. John Grisham 194. John Hughes movies 195. John Mayer 196. John Philip Sousa 197. John Stockton 198. Kalel's wardrobe 199. Karaoke 200. Khakis (with blue button shirts) 201. Kia automobiles 202. Knowing OJ did it 203. Kool and the Gang "Celebrate" (but nothing else) 204. LL Bean vs. Eddie Bauer debates 205. LL Cool J vs. Canibus debates 206. Landscaping 207. Large leather wrist band watches 208. Laughing at grandparent's racist jokes and then pretending they're down with the black man's plight on internet sites 209. Laura Ingraham 210. Law And Order 211. Lawn Bowling 212. Legal Thrillers 213. Levi's 214. Lewis & Clark 215. License To Ill selling more copies than any 2pac album 216. Linemen 217. Lip Gloss 218. Liverwurst 219. Living in a bungalow with your blind father 220. Longboards 221. Looking like Leo Fitzpatrick circa Telly from Kids 222. Loving anticon then jocking Dipset 223. Low APRs 224. Lowering their standards to give poor black art a pass 225. Luve 226. Mac computers 227. Magazine subscription 228. Mailboxes 229. Making lists about what white people like 230. Making reservations at PF Chang's 231. Making up shit to bitch about 232. Mayo 233. Meeting Ardamus for drinks in DC 234. Mel Gibson 235. Mel Gibson with a black sidekick 236. Memorial Day Parades 237. Merlin Goatees 238. Michelob Ultra 239. Microbrews 240. Mini Vans 241. Minnesota Sports teams 242. Motivational Posters 243. Movies about serial killers 244. Movies other than Scarface 245. Mozilla Firefox 246. Mr. Wizard 247. Musab 248. Muselix 249. NPR 250. NY Times crossword puzzles 251. Nalgene Bottles 252. Necro 253. Nick @ Nite 254. Not being racist because they have a black friend 255. Not having a female's arms and thighs jiggle for more than 3 seconds 256. Not shaving/half ass growing your facial hair out 257. O.J.'s Dead ex-wife 258. Off-white paint/Eggshell white paint 259. Onesies 260. Online Poker 261. Only tipping 15% when there's incontroversial proof their waiter spit in their food 262. Oprah 263. Ordering the Least Spicy, Most Recognizable, Watered-Down Americanized Item On The Menu at Ethnic Restaurants 264. Ordering walleye because they don't know how to crack crab legs 265. Organic Food 266. Other white ppl 267. Outlet malls 268. Oysters/Oysters rockefeller 269. PTA board meetings 270. Painting their faces like characters from Dead Presidents and posing with pouting blackz 271. Pajamas 272. Pale women 273. Palm Treos with Bluetooth Keyboards 274. Pancake ass 275. Pantries full of Spaghetti O tins 276. Paper Towels with stitches and designs on them 277. Passive-Agressive Behavior 278. Pat Sajak 279. Paul Barman 280. Paying Bills On Time 281. Paying Cover Charges At Clubs Uncomplainingly 282. Paying for clothes that look ten years old 283. Peewee Herman 284. Pennyloafers Without Socks 285. Pet Bedding 286. Peter Jennings 287. Philaflava.com 288. Phillip Seymour Hoffman 289. Photoshopping pictures with the word faggot creatively placed somewhere 290. Pick up trucks (especially white truck and F150s) 291. Pictures of themselves with African-Americans darker than Wesley Snipes 292. Pier One Imports 293. Pilates 294. Pita Bread 295. Polishing Silverware 296. Pooper scoopers along with canine leashes that lengthen to a certain distance 297. Pork 298. Power windows 299. Pretending to be "The Professor" on :Phila: when you're really a freckle faced security dad from Hoboken. 300. Pretending to be black on the AOL Roots board 301. Private Schools 302. Pro-Black hip hop in small doses with no social ramifications 303. Pronouncing Japanese words incorrectly 304. Prunes 305. Quilted toilet paper 306. Quoting Dave Chapelle 307. Quoting Seinfeld 308. Rain (just getting our hair did is not an issue) 309. Rare steak 310. Real World 311. Reality TV 312. Recycling 313. Red bull and Mango fusion vodka 314. Refusing to beat their kids in public 315. Reruns of Friends 316. Reruns of M*A*S*H 317. Revolutionary War 318. Rocky 2 319. Rocky Horror Picture Show 320. Rolling your sleeves up 321. Roomba 322. Rubik's cubes 323. Running marathons for causes 324. Sage Francis's Message Board 325. Sailing 326. Sandals (even in the dead of winter) 327. Saving whales and other moronic shit 328. Saying "fuckin a" 329. Scarface-even though they haven't heard half his stuff 330. Science Fiction 331. Scrabble 332. Scribble Jam 333. Secretly watching UPN 334. Seeing ugly/fat white ppl with attractive black or spic partners 335. Sherman Shabazz 336. Shia LeBouf 337. Shitty beer 338. Shoehorns 339. Shooting people in academic settings for no apparent or justified reason 340. Showers with no washcloth 341. Side Curtain Air Bags 342. Skinny Black Women 343. Sleep apnea nose guards 344. Slim Fast 345. Slippers 346. Small black combs 347. Snacks other than Funyuns/Andy Capp's Hot Fries/Cool Ranch Doritos 348. Soap 349. Soft Serve Ice Cream 350. Sourdough 351. Soy Milk 352. Spending in excess of $1000 on vets bills when their dog or cat is sick 353. Splenda 354. Spray-On Butter 355. Stain Resistant Khakis 356. Starbucks 357. Starting drama because they are bored 358. Steve Maddens 359. Stove Top Stuffing 360. Striped Polos 361. Subaru Outback 362. Sudoku 363. Suede New Balances 364. Sunscreen 365. Supreme Being Unit 366. Sweaters 367. Swimming 368. Take Your Daughter To Work Day 369. Taking black & white pictures of homeless black ppl by disused public toilets to print up on Tee Shirts 370. Taking dick up the ass 371. Talking about how rap is a bunch of talentless ngrs on the golf course with other whites and then driving home listening to Z-Ro 372. Talking about their Frickin' retarded ass children all the time 373. Talking to cops 374. Tanning 375. Target, because the blacks all go to Walmart 376. Tattoos of frogs, stars, barbed wire and skulls 377. Tech support 378. Telling others what to do 379. Terence Malick movies 380. The Great Gatsby 381. The View 382. The Wall Street Journal 383. The word faggot 384. This is Our Country 385. Tiger Woods or The Williams sisters losing 386. Timberland zip up hoodies 387. Time-outs 388. Tipping 20% 389. Tom Petty halftime shows 390. Toyota Prius 391. Travelling to European countries where there are no ethnic ppl 392. Trees with "cool light, lol" 393. Trying to put people on guilt trips because they disagree with your politics 394. Turtle necks 395. Tye-Dye 396. Tyra Banks 397. Unseasoned grilled chicken breast 398. Unwarranted self-importance 399. Urinal cakes 400. Vaccuming the furniture 401. Van Hueson shirts 402. Vanderslice Beats 403. Vice Magazine's DOs and DON'Ts section 404. Volunteer work during the Christmas holidays 405. Voting 406. Walking into a store or bar and finding that there are only other white ppl in there 407. Washing their hands before taking a piss 408. Watching 4 French movies from the 60s in one night 409. Watching The Wire for the "social commentary" 410. Watching independent films that get weird awards 411. Watching movies about dancing 412. Waxing their chest hair 413. Wearing baseball caps backwards 414. Wedding reception line dances 415. Welcome mats 416. Whimsical Refrigerator Magnets 417. White creamy foods/condiments 418. White guilt 419. White wide receivers who score a TDs 420. Whole Foods 421. Will Smith 422. Windows Mobile 423. Wisconsin 424. Woody Harrelson in White Men Can't Jump 425. Wright Brothers 426. Wu-Tang Clan 427. Yahoo games 428. Yellow ribbons 429. Yoga/Yoga Mats 430. Zoloft
the most shookedness I have experienced in NY over the last couple years was in East New York. I was shown a gun right outside the subway station. Yes shook one doggie.
No doub'! That Percee P sure does give you a hardsell outside of Fat Beats.
exactly, i wasnt talking about the crime so how come you guys are?
The lack of character is directly related to new booties to New York (some might argue me included) moving in and being boring and unexceptional. They only moved to new york when they started locking everybody up for nothing and became totally safe.
ok. but i was kinda more referring to manhattan being a giant mall. like fashion island and shit.
on a related note, I'm seriously in love with two chicks from the TV show called "Hi-5". Now I often spend quality tv time with my son.
Girl on the left and girl on the right: I love you both
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
I am guilty of these...
15. Ananda Lewis 20. Artichokes 25. Baby Wipes 28. Bacon 43. Being unafraid of water that goes over their heads 50. Bleu Cheese 54. Bob Ross 58. Bread pudding 62. Butterscotch 68. Calling people "buddy"[/b] 72. Carrot cake 73. Catching feelings on forums 78. Cheese 83. Coffee Ice Cream 105. Direct deposits 110. Dogs 117. Eating pussy 122. Extreme sports 130. Fishing (from a Boat) 140. Fruit without bruises 144. Getting a booth at a restaurant instead of a table 151. Going green 157. Grapefruit[/b] 159. Green bean casserole 194. John Hughes movies 214. Lewis & Clark 216. Linemen 220. Longboards 229. Making lists about what white people like 231. Making up shit to bitch about 244. Movies other than Scarface 256. Not shaving/half ass growing your facial hair out 265. Organic Food 268. Oysters/Oysters rockefeller 277. Passive-Agressive Behavior 288. Phillip Seymour Hoffman 290. Pick up trucks (especially white truck and F150s) 291. Pictures of themselves with African-Americans darker than Wesley Snipes[/b] 294. Pita Bread 297. Pork 309. Rare steak 311. Reality TV 312. Recycling 330. Science Fiction 340. Showers with no washcloth 342. Skinny Black Women 347. Snacks other than Funyuns/Andy Capp's Hot Fries/Cool Ranch Doritos 348. Soap 350. Sourdough 357. Starting drama because they are bored[/b] 367. Swimming 368. Take Your Daughter To Work Day 372. Talking about their Frickin' retarded ass children all the time 378. Telling others what to do 393. Trying to put people on guilt trips because they disagree with your politics 396. Tyra Banks 398. Unwarranted self-importance 403. Vice Magazine's DOs and DON'Ts section 410. Watching independent films that get weird awards 416. Whimsical Refrigerator Magnets 426. Wu-Tang Clan
the most shookedness I have experienced in NY over the last couple years was in East New York. I was shown a gun right outside the subway station. Yes shook one doggie.
No doub'! That Percee P sure does give you a hardsell outside of Fat Beats.
Comments
Crime /= Character though.
exactly, i wasnt talking about the crime so how come you guys are?
Meh not necessarily. In the early nineties the block i lived on was raided because it was so bad and the police straight murdered a top ranking guy. Right on the south side of Prospect Park on Caton and Argyle.
Crime of course is not character. but lack of crime equals midwestern invasion which blandifies the whole shit
The lack of character is directly related to new booties to New York (some might argue me included) moving in and being boring and unexceptional. They only moved to new york when they started locking everybody up for nothing and became totally safe.
I BLAME HIP HOP
430 Things Which White People Like... (from philaflava.com)
1. 1% milk
2. 101.9 fm
3. A False Sense of Security
4. Actually dressing according to the season/weather
5. Adopting Korean kids
6. A good cry
7. Alan Thicke
8. Alicia Keys
9. Alpha Dog
10. Alphabetical Order
11. American Apparel
12. American flag magnets
13. Ampersands
14. Ample parking
15. Ananda Lewis
16. Animals indigenous to Africa
17. Antiquing
18. Any band whose name starts with The
19. Aqua socks
20. Artichokes
21. Asian women
22. Atmosphere
23. Automated Tie Racks
24. Aviator Sunglasses
25. Baby Wipes
26. Baby seals
27. Backpacking through Europe after they graduate from college
28. Bacon
29. Bagpipes
30. Baked pineapple
31. Ballet lessons for the daughter
32. Bandannas
33. Band t-shirts with the tour dates printed on the back
34. Banisters
35. Banks
36. Barack Obama
37. Being "mutlicultural"
38. Being Zest fully clean
39. Being able to make a point without hand gestures
40. Being called "nigga" by Black Rob or M.O.P
41. Being called sir or ma'am by black waiters/bouncers
42. Being interviewed by Chris Hanson
43. Being unafraid of water that goes over their heads
44. Being vegetarian/vegan idiots
45. Big Ty
46. Bill O Reilly
47. Black-on-black crime
48. Black chicks (as long as dad doesn't find out)
49. Blazers
50. Bleu Cheese
51. Blogging about blogging about Space Raps
52. Blonde hair
53. Bob Evans
54. Bob Ross
55. Bobby McFerrin
56. Boot/sneakers or sneaker/boots
57. Bragging about how cool Woodstock was
58. Bread pudding
59. Brett Favre
60. Bukkake Porn
61. Bumper Stickers
62. Butterscotch
63. Buying Friends DVD Box Sets
64. Buying houses in Ohio
65. Buying their kids color-coordinated notebooks for school
66. CBS
67. CNN
68. Calling people "buddy"
69. Canada
70. Capable Kel's Howie Long/Simon from American Idol hairdoo
71. Car Shoes Without Socks
72. Carrot cake
73. Catching feelings on forums
74. Celebrity golf tournaments
75. Celine Dion
76. Certificates of Deposit
77. Certified Mail
78. Cheese
79. Child leashes
80. Christmas
81. Christmas lights
82. Cigars which still have tobacco in them
83. Coffee Ice Cream
84. Coffee Mugs With Uplifting Slogans
85. Columbus Day
86. Commercials for Buzz Ballads
87. Commercials for The Rascal
88. Common (but only the stuff he made with that "uppity but talented negro Kayne West")
89. Company picnics
90. Compulsive lying on the internet about being "a writer" despite the fact you can't post a simple one paragraph post without at least 2 edits and you were rejected by NYU and NCU for being a dumb mick with social anxiety disorder
91. Cops and Firemen
92. Copywrite
93. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim
94. Costco
95. Country kitchens
96. Creamy peanut butter
97. Crocs
98. Cul De Sacs
99. Curtain Shopping
100. Customized Teddy Bears
101. Cut-Off Cargo Shorts
102. Dave Matthews Band
103. Demi-Glace
104. Denying the wet dog smell
105. Direct deposits
106. Dirk
107. Divorce
108. Docksiders
109. Dog grooming
110. Dogs
111. Dr. Scholl's products
112. Dusting
113. EHarmony.com
114. Eating at the dining room table
115. Eating ethic food like Italian Ice
116. Eating people
117. Eating pussy
118. Egg nog
119. Envying their neighbor's lawn
120. Espousing pride in Irish ancestry
121. Extremely Light Gardening
122. Extreme sports
123. Facial creme
124. Fake tits
125. Family Circus
126. Febreze Baths
127. Feeding the birds
128. Feeling that they know more about hip hop than other races in general and are its true defenders
129. Finlandia Berry Fusion and Sugar Free Red Bull
130. Fishing (from a Boat)
131. Flavored coffee creamers like Hazelnut or Vanilla Chai
132. Fleeces, and calling fleeces "fleecies"
133. Flipping off cameras in clubs with "tough looks" on their faces
134. Flyfishing
135. Folding towels that belong to them
136. Food Network
137. Fox Hunting
138. Free red-bull as a perk of the job
139. Frequent Flyer Miles
140. Fruit without bruises
141. Funkadelic (but not Parliament)
142. Gangsta rap even though they're too scared to go to the hood
143. General elections
144. Getting a booth at a restaurant instead of a table
145. Getting pulled over by cops and how noticing how nice they are compared to when your with black people
146. Gifs
147. Gilmore Girls
148. Glade Plug-In Air Fresheners
149. Globes
150. Go-gurt
151. Going green
152. Going to Sunday afternoon movie matinees because no black people will be up yet
153. Going to the Container Store
154. Going to the bar when they are 40
155. Google
156. Grammar
157. Grapefruit
158. Grateful Dead
159. Green bean casserole
160. Guilt
161. Hailing the first cab they see and getting it
162. Hampers
163. Hanging dry cleaned shirts in their car window
164. Hanukkah
165. Harry Belefonte's "De-O" song
166. Harry Potter
167. Having Che Guevara posters when they're 20, and voting Republican the first time they see a minority look in their family's general direction
168. Having no aspirations other than to buy shit and put themselves into debt
169. Having one black friend that they went to private school with and using that friend as a reference for any conversation that involves black people
170. Head and Shoulders shampoo
171. Helpful Native Americans
172. Hillary Clinton
173. Hip Hop (but not Rap)
174. Hockey
175. Home Aquariums
176. Home Security Systems
177. Hunting quail
178. Hybrid cars
179. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
180. IKEA
181. Ice fishing
182. Impressing your boss
183. Index cards
184. Indian Casinos
185. Inspecting Tires Before Driving
186. Internet forums that allow them to be racist and disguise it as humor
187. Italian-American Festivals At the County Park
188. J-Dilla, because ?love told them so
189. Jam Bands
190. James Taylor
191. Jerry Lewis telethons
192. Joe Buddens
193. John Grisham
194. John Hughes movies
195. John Mayer
196. John Philip Sousa
197. John Stockton
198. Kalel's wardrobe
199. Karaoke
200. Khakis (with blue button shirts)
201. Kia automobiles
202. Knowing OJ did it
203. Kool and the Gang "Celebrate" (but nothing else)
204. LL Bean vs. Eddie Bauer debates
205. LL Cool J vs. Canibus debates
206. Landscaping
207. Large leather wrist band watches
208. Laughing at grandparent's racist jokes and then pretending they're down with the black man's plight on internet sites
209. Laura Ingraham
210. Law And Order
211. Lawn Bowling
212. Legal Thrillers
213. Levi's
214. Lewis & Clark
215. License To Ill selling more copies than any 2pac album
216. Linemen
217. Lip Gloss
218. Liverwurst
219. Living in a bungalow with your blind father
220. Longboards
221. Looking like Leo Fitzpatrick circa Telly from Kids
222. Loving anticon then jocking Dipset
223. Low APRs
224. Lowering their standards to give poor black art a pass
225. Luve
226. Mac computers 227. Magazine subscription
228. Mailboxes
229. Making lists about what white people like
230. Making reservations at PF Chang's
231. Making up shit to bitch about
232. Mayo
233. Meeting Ardamus for drinks in DC
234. Mel Gibson
235. Mel Gibson with a black sidekick
236. Memorial Day Parades
237. Merlin Goatees
238. Michelob Ultra
239. Microbrews
240. Mini Vans
241. Minnesota Sports teams
242. Motivational Posters
243. Movies about serial killers
244. Movies other than Scarface
245. Mozilla Firefox
246. Mr. Wizard
247. Musab
248. Muselix
249. NPR
250. NY Times crossword puzzles
251. Nalgene Bottles
252. Necro
253. Nick @ Nite
254. Not being racist because they have a black friend
255. Not having a female's arms and thighs jiggle for more than 3 seconds
256. Not shaving/half ass growing your facial hair out
257. O.J.'s Dead ex-wife
258. Off-white paint/Eggshell white paint
259. Onesies
260. Online Poker
261. Only tipping 15% when there's incontroversial proof their waiter spit in their food
262. Oprah
263. Ordering the Least Spicy, Most Recognizable, Watered-Down Americanized Item On The Menu at Ethnic Restaurants
264. Ordering walleye because they don't know how to crack crab legs
265. Organic Food
266. Other white ppl
267. Outlet malls
268. Oysters/Oysters rockefeller
269. PTA board meetings
270. Painting their faces like characters from Dead Presidents and posing with pouting blackz
271. Pajamas
272. Pale women
273. Palm Treos with Bluetooth Keyboards
274. Pancake ass
275. Pantries full of Spaghetti O tins
276. Paper Towels with stitches and designs on them
277. Passive-Agressive Behavior
278. Pat Sajak
279. Paul Barman
280. Paying Bills On Time
281. Paying Cover Charges At Clubs Uncomplainingly
282. Paying for clothes that look ten years old
283. Peewee Herman
284. Pennyloafers Without Socks
285. Pet Bedding
286. Peter Jennings
287. Philaflava.com
288. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
289. Photoshopping pictures with the word faggot creatively placed somewhere
290. Pick up trucks (especially white truck and F150s)
291. Pictures of themselves with African-Americans darker than Wesley Snipes
292. Pier One Imports
293. Pilates
294. Pita Bread
295. Polishing Silverware
296. Pooper scoopers along with canine leashes that lengthen to a certain distance
297. Pork
298. Power windows
299. Pretending to be "The Professor" on :Phila: when you're really a freckle faced security dad from Hoboken.
300. Pretending to be black on the AOL Roots board
301. Private Schools
302. Pro-Black hip hop in small doses with no social ramifications
303. Pronouncing Japanese words incorrectly
304. Prunes
305. Quilted toilet paper
306. Quoting Dave Chapelle
307. Quoting Seinfeld
308. Rain (just getting our hair did is not an issue)
309. Rare steak
310. Real World
311. Reality TV
312. Recycling
313. Red bull and Mango fusion vodka
314. Refusing to beat their kids in public
315. Reruns of Friends
316. Reruns of M*A*S*H
317. Revolutionary War
318. Rocky 2
319. Rocky Horror Picture Show
320. Rolling your sleeves up
321. Roomba
322. Rubik's cubes
323. Running marathons for causes
324. Sage Francis's Message Board
325. Sailing
326. Sandals (even in the dead of winter)
327. Saving whales and other moronic shit
328. Saying "fuckin a"
329. Scarface-even though they haven't heard half his stuff
330. Science Fiction
331. Scrabble
332. Scribble Jam
333. Secretly watching UPN
334. Seeing ugly/fat white ppl with attractive black or spic partners
335. Sherman Shabazz
336. Shia LeBouf
337. Shitty beer
338. Shoehorns
339. Shooting people in academic settings for no apparent or justified reason
340. Showers with no washcloth
341. Side Curtain Air Bags
342. Skinny Black Women
343. Sleep apnea nose guards
344. Slim Fast
345. Slippers
346. Small black combs
347. Snacks other than Funyuns/Andy Capp's Hot Fries/Cool Ranch Doritos
348. Soap
349. Soft Serve Ice Cream
350. Sourdough
351. Soy Milk
352. Spending in excess of $1000 on vets bills when their dog or cat is sick
353. Splenda
354. Spray-On Butter
355. Stain Resistant Khakis
356. Starbucks
357. Starting drama because they are bored
358. Steve Maddens
359. Stove Top Stuffing
360. Striped Polos
361. Subaru Outback
362. Sudoku
363. Suede New Balances
364. Sunscreen
365. Supreme Being Unit
366. Sweaters
367. Swimming
368. Take Your Daughter To Work Day
369. Taking black & white pictures of homeless black ppl by disused public toilets to print up on Tee Shirts
370. Taking dick up the ass
371. Talking about how rap is a bunch of talentless ngrs on the golf course with other whites and then driving home listening to Z-Ro
372. Talking about their Frickin' retarded ass children all the time
373. Talking to cops
374. Tanning
375. Target, because the blacks all go to Walmart
376. Tattoos of frogs, stars, barbed wire and skulls
377. Tech support
378. Telling others what to do
379. Terence Malick movies
380. The Great Gatsby
381. The View
382. The Wall Street Journal
383. The word faggot
384. This is Our Country
385. Tiger Woods or The Williams sisters losing
386. Timberland zip up hoodies
387. Time-outs
388. Tipping 20%
389. Tom Petty halftime shows
390. Toyota Prius
391. Travelling to European countries where there are no ethnic ppl
392. Trees with "cool light, lol"
393. Trying to put people on guilt trips because they disagree with your politics
394. Turtle necks
395. Tye-Dye
396. Tyra Banks
397. Unseasoned grilled chicken breast
398. Unwarranted self-importance
399. Urinal cakes
400. Vaccuming the furniture
401. Van Hueson shirts
402. Vanderslice Beats
403. Vice Magazine's DOs and DON'Ts section
404. Volunteer work during the Christmas holidays
405. Voting
406. Walking into a store or bar and finding that there are only other white ppl in there
407. Washing their hands before taking a piss
408. Watching 4 French movies from the 60s in one night
409. Watching The Wire for the "social commentary"
410. Watching independent films that get weird awards
411. Watching movies about dancing
412. Waxing their chest hair
413. Wearing baseball caps backwards
414. Wedding reception line dances
415. Welcome mats
416. Whimsical Refrigerator Magnets
417. White creamy foods/condiments
418. White guilt
419. White wide receivers who score a TDs
420. Whole Foods
421. Will Smith
422. Windows Mobile
423. Wisconsin
424. Woody Harrelson in White Men Can't Jump
425. Wright Brothers
426. Wu-Tang Clan
427. Yahoo games
428. Yellow ribbons
429. Yoga/Yoga Mats
430. Zoloft
ok. but i was kinda more referring to manhattan being a giant mall. like fashion island and shit.
non-whites are not feeling this? schitt is delicious with the little dried onions on top.
Now I often spend quality tv time with my son.
Girl on the left and girl on the right: I love you both
15. Ananda Lewis
20. Artichokes
25. Baby Wipes
28. Bacon
43. Being unafraid of water that goes over their heads
50. Bleu Cheese
54. Bob Ross
58. Bread pudding
62. Butterscotch
68. Calling people "buddy"[/b]
72. Carrot cake
73. Catching feelings on forums
78. Cheese
83. Coffee Ice Cream
105. Direct deposits
110. Dogs
117. Eating pussy
122. Extreme sports
130. Fishing (from a Boat)
140. Fruit without bruises
144. Getting a booth at a restaurant instead of a table
151. Going green
157. Grapefruit[/b]
159. Green bean casserole
194. John Hughes movies
214. Lewis & Clark
216. Linemen
220. Longboards
229. Making lists about what white people like
231. Making up shit to bitch about
244. Movies other than Scarface
256. Not shaving/half ass growing your facial hair out
265. Organic Food
268. Oysters/Oysters rockefeller
277. Passive-Agressive Behavior
288. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
290. Pick up trucks (especially white truck and F150s)
291. Pictures of themselves with African-Americans darker than Wesley Snipes[/b]
294. Pita Bread
297. Pork
309. Rare steak
311. Reality TV
312. Recycling
330. Science Fiction
340. Showers with no washcloth
342. Skinny Black Women
347. Snacks other than Funyuns/Andy Capp's Hot Fries/Cool Ranch Doritos
348. Soap
350. Sourdough
357. Starting drama because they are bored[/b]
367. Swimming
368. Take Your Daughter To Work Day
372. Talking about their Frickin' retarded ass children all the time
378. Telling others what to do
393. Trying to put people on guilt trips because they disagree with your politics
396. Tyra Banks
398. Unwarranted self-importance
403. Vice Magazine's DOs and DON'Ts section
410. Watching independent films that get weird awards
416. Whimsical Refrigerator Magnets
426. Wu-Tang Clan
Yeah, they're alright...but they can't touch June from Little Einsteins:
I honestly had a crush on her for a bit. Lately though, I'm more into Little Bill's mother Vanessa.
they look more like producers thinking "hey, let's have one for every race, ok?"
why's it gotta be midwestern? You mean the white kids aren't streaming in from Connecticut and Jersey and shit?
all the yuppie midwesterners are busy getting downtown Chicago on smash. you want to talk about lack of character.
that would make them american. well, if they had bigger boobies.
Pancakes on Parade revealed?
slippin into crackertino country broseph.
HAHAHA!!!!
**I MISS SHIG**