Favorite Will Ferrell Lines That You Drop Randomly

Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
edited June 2007 in Strut Central
Currently I am feeling:"get out of my face" "GET INTO YOUR FACE!""Do you take... lovers walks?"And the ever-apropos "KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!"add on...
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  • volumenvolumen 2,532 Posts
    "I'm talking to the juice box guy!!!!"


    "I drive a Dodge Strata!!!"


    "You suck it and suck it hard!!!!"

  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts
    "the human torch was denied a bank loan"

  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    'It's so good...when it hits your lips...it's so good."

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    "I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!"


  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    "I want to be on you."

    b/w

    "I have many leatherbound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

  • one of my alltime favs!! not that i always say it, but it was funny... him doing bush on SNL.

    ... it seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts ... and scientific data ...

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  • Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

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  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts
    "Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago."

    b/w

    "Look, I don't speak Spanish."

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    "The only way to bag a classy lady is to
    give her two tickets to the gun show..."

    "Sweet Eli Whitney's nose"

    "I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song"

  • TheGoochTheGooch 541 Posts
    not ferrell but from anchorman (in latin accent) "who would like to hear ron burgundy play YAZZ flute?!"

  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts
    it looks like 'anchorman' has the most quotables... maybe we all need to see 'blades of glory' a few dozen more times!

  • "Hey, everybody, let's go streaking"
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    ok when he went running down the street naked in oldschool.. that was classik!!

  • "goddamn you. I almost numbchucked you, you don't even realize."

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  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts
    it looks like 'anchorman' has the most quotables... maybe we all need to see 'blades of glory' a few dozen more times!

    "No one knows what it means. It's just provocative. It gets the crowd going" commenting on only skating to My Hump.

    I'll probably slaughter this line but it's another from Anchroman, so I'll just try to paraphrase it:

    So hot outside, drinking milk was a bad choice

  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    "Snoop-a-Loop"

  • jonblackjonblack 55 Posts
    every now and again I've been known to utter...
    "Great Odins Raven!"

    and also...
    "I dabble"

  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts


    I'll probably slaughter this line but it's another from Anchroman, so I'll just try to paraphrase it:

    So hot outside, drinking milk was a bad choice

    This is the one I quote the most too. I think it goes like

    "Soooo....hot...milk was a bad choice."

  • DJ_ZestDJ_Zest 252 Posts
    "GET ON THE BAG TIMMY"
    "I WILL DOWNSIZE YOUR FACE WITH A SHOVEL"
    sorry for the caps but he is yelling at the kid playin baseball

  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts
    No one has any favs from Talledaga Nights???

    "Thank you baby Jesus."

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    No one has any favs from Talledaga Nights???

    "Thank you baby Jesus."

    "Dear 6-pound, 8-ounce baby Jesus, lying in your ghost manger, listening to Baby Einstein tapes...."

    Also, "I'm going to punch you in the ovary." Works great when you say it to a guy.

  • i love scotch. scotchy scotch scotch.

    i'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. yep, back of the head.

  • hendravishendravis 689 Posts
    "Snoop-a-Loop"

    You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.




    Milk Was A Bad Choice!!


    Peppers: You should pull that out.
    Frank: Wait, pull what out?
    Peppers: The dart. You gotta fucking dart in your neck.
    Frank: [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.

  • johnshadejohnshade 577 Posts
    "it's science"

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    "Lamb Shanks in hot tub at the wesley arms hotel"

    has anyone seen his audition for snl where he pretends to be a cat???

  • rkwparkrkwpark 915 Posts


    I'll probably slaughter this line but it's another from Anchroman, so I'll just try to paraphrase it:

    So hot outside, drinking milk was a bad choice

    This is the one I quote the most too. I think it goes like

    "Soooo....hot...milk was a bad choice."

    yeah that was my choice too


  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    From the '04 Bush campaign ad spoof.

    "Oh I didn't see you there, you caught me mending my fences..."


  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    "Baxter"

    "sea bass"

    and

    "goat meat"

  • DJ_ZestDJ_Zest 252 Posts
    unique new york unique new york

  • johnshadejohnshade 577 Posts
    has anyone seen the snl sketch where he's on this secret agent tip and comes across a woman at a bar and asks if he could "sketch her?" he thinks she's an agent, too, so he tries to talk in all this faux code talk, like when she asks how far away he lives, he replies w/ something like, "not far...only 300 miles."

    sounds dumb, i know, but it made me laugh something fierce and i only caught it once during daytime snl reruns on E! - can anyone else back my play on this, or correctly id these lines?!?

  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    he's so hot right now

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