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  • ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD A VINYL



    THE DIDGITLE MINGERING MIKE.


    DuderonomyJuniorfinelikewinemeistromocopara11axLaserWolfRAJketanKinetic
  • The Soul Strut Nostalgia Thread

    fuck the previous dj...run the needle across whatever bullshit record he was playing..(that way you'll get the crowds attention)...grab the mic and say "YA'LL MUTHAFUCKAS READY FOR THE REAL SHIT SAY HOOOOO!!!!!" at this point drop a loop of Flash's theme by Queen on -8 pitch then lead the crowd in the call/response of your choice
    something like "when i say dj...yall say ... (insert dj name here) ...dj ... (name)... dj... (name) "

    then say "big shout to (fake celebrity who really isn't there) in the house..i see you dog...imma bout to do this....here we go "

    then transform scratch into whatever song you choose to play..

    YUSS.
    asstrokicks79dukeofdelridgeRAJ
  • Remove your mouth, I made Rhythm Roulette

    1988 Golf Captain look,  Yet the beat is stronger.

    WIN-WIN.
    finelikewineYemskyDuderonomy
  • WORLD CUP THRAED

    Sterling gets in the right places consistently and still fluffs his lines.  A Vardy would slot all of these away.  I think Kane AND Vardy up front is a good idea.
    DORDuderonomy
  • Raj Euro Trip 2018

    What Duder said generally about The Netherlands.  Most people are hella chill.  We stayed in the Singel hotel in Amsterdam last time, canalside and a nice 10 min walk into the busier part.  Great place, host very welcoming and proper euromang cheese and meat platter breakfast.  I recommend that.  We went to a place called Club Meander which had a great selection of music.  I think it's a cafe in the day too.  Everyone speaks English   DO REMEMBER TO WATCH OUT FOR THE BIKES AS THEY TAKE NO PRISONERS AT ALL.

    Brussels was great too.  We went for a city-centre wedding and it was probably the hottest day on record there.  I remember eating fresh mussels and garlic bread al fresco, definitely recommend it, although the cafes in the big square were mad dollar, better to eat elsewhere a few streets away for less money and less hovering-watiers-eager-to-churn-the-punters-through.

    I stay with friends in Paris so can't offer hotel advice, but it's a beautiful city and well worth taking your time to see all the spots.  Traffic and parking scarcity makes for slow driving experiences though, so take the metro where you can.  Stop regularly for coffee and wine.  Learn a bit of French and watch this before you go - and they are trying to stop people peeing in the streets these days too - Whatever next??!!!


    Satie FTW.

    Or this:


    Eric Serra FTW.

    I am sure there are/were Amsterdam Strutteurs around these parts for that local gem bithnith.







    RAJ
  • Donald Trump for President!

    Hillary would have been an instant international hit.  You can't be telling me Europeans or Asians gave a shit about her stupid emails.
    I can't speak for all non-Amerimans but, yeah, I didn't give a shit about her emails.

    She's about as genuine as a £3½ pound note however, and I think that comes across.  She certainly doesn't appear to represent the "Common man" - Barry had that on lock.  She has the GOP look of "Money" about her and that is why Bobby Joe Creationist and y'alls didn't bite, regardless of the madness The Donald will bring.  She screams "Meh."

    He told folls what they wanted to hear and they lapped it up. Again, I can't speak for all non-Amerimans but personally it's a grave look for the US that so many found his shtick prefereable.





    FeldmanDuderonomy
  • The 2017 RIP Thread

    Martin Landau.

    So good in "North By Northwest".

    89.  Not a bad innings.
    ketan
  • TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE-BRITS.COM

    Your digital tattoo revealed:

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/28/all-the-data-facebook-google-has-on-you-privacy

    Google knows where you’ve been

    Google stores your location (if you have location tracking turned on) every time you turn on your phone. You can see a timeline of where you’ve been from the very first day you started using Google on your phone.

    Click on this link to see your own data: google.com/maps/timeline?…

    Google knows everything you’ve ever searched – and deleted

    Google stores search history across all your devices. That can mean that, even if you delete your search history and phone history on one device, it may still have data saved from other devices.

    Click on this link to see your own data: myactivity.google.com/myactivity

    The data Google has on you can fill millions of Word documents

    Google offers an option to download all of the data it stores about you.

    This link includes your bookmarks, emails, contacts, your Google Drive files, all of the above information, your YouTube videos, the photos you’ve taken on your phone, the businesses you’ve bought from, the products you’ve bought through Google …

    They also have data from your calendar, your Google hangout sessions, your location history, the music you listen to, the Google books you’ve purchased, the Google groups you’re in, the websites you’ve created, the phones you’ve owned, the pages you’ve shared, how many steps you walk in a day …

    Click on this link to see your own data: google.com/takeout

    Facebook has reams and reams of data on you, too

    Facebook offers a similar option to download all your information. This includes every message you’ve ever sent or been sent, every file you’ve ever sent or been sent, all the contacts in your phone, and all the audio messages you’ve ever sent or been sent.

    Click here to see your data: https://www.facebook.com/help/131112897028467

    Read the article linked at the top for more.

    tl;dr :



    DuderonomyDOR