Lindsay Lohan/Deep Throat/Inferno

Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
edited May 2010 in Strut Central

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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    lindsey lohan is fucking disgusting.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Yes. Too bad the poster looks like an American Apparel ad though.

    I am not sure why Lohan is famous - is it a socialite thing?
    For no reason I can specify, I find her to be the least annoying out of all the young, rich, famous, tanked and panty-less chicks.

    I'll watch this.

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    It's hard to imagine now, but before she became a wreck she was considered one of the most talented child actresses in many years.

    I think Meryl Streep said something like 'she has complete command of her craft' or something to that effect.

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    Yes. Too bad the poster looks like an American Apparel ad though.

    I am not sure why Lohan is famous - is it a socialite thing?
    For no reason I can specify, I find her to be the least annoying out of all the young, rich, famous, tanked and panty-less chicks.

    You hit it on the button. I don't get it either.

    I'll watch this.

    You crack me up!

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    Yes. Too bad the poster looks like an American Apparel ad though.

    I am not sure why Lohan is famous - is it a socialite thing?
    For no reason I can specify, I find her to be the least annoying out of all the young, rich, famous, tanked and panty-less chicks.

    I'll watch this.

    A lot of people will watch this. She was a good child actress and I swear her problems started when she dyed her natural red hair. Either this will earn her some accolades, or it will be a flop. But honestly, I don't know how seriously a porn biopic will be taken with Lohan in it.

    Anyway, I'd love to see Lindsay pull it together and start being a big girl.

  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    The ladies love Lindsay!

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    We have to. With they guys it's all elbows.

  • fishmongerfunkfishmongerfunk 4,154 Posts
    hasn't she played a "fallen" porn-star in her last few roles?

    apparently, she is uninsurable at the moment (maybe has been for a minute now) so no major studios will touch her. worse than that she now has a prolific reputation for being unreliable and unprofessional, so she is scrapping for whatever work she can find.

    i wouldn;t be surprised if her next flic isn;t an out and out porno.

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    Speaking of, I was actually confused if this was actually a porn remake or something, rather than a biographic film. I wouldn't be surprised if they push the ratings envelope in order to pull in viewers who need to be coerced into watching a Lohan flick. I hope it works out for her.

  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    I swear her problems started when she dyed her natural red hair.


  • jammyjammy remixing bongo rock... 813 Posts
    i saw the deep throat doco a few years ago and it was sad as fuck. lohan might do a good job but is this a story that needs to be retold by her?

  • analog_tapeanalog_tape 604 Posts
    she is trash

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,913 Posts
    Thing about this is it isn't even a movie; it's an idea for a movie based on a biography that nobody involved with the project owns the rights to. As it stands, there's almost as much chance of this film getting made with me in the starring role as there is Lindsey Lohan. I think the idea is that this poster campaign will generate sufficient interest in the project to persuade the rights owners to do a deal, but I suspect Li-Lo's people may not be fully aware of just how tarnished "the brand" has become in recent years.

    The days of Mean Girls, where she showed real potential as a comic actress in the Sandra Bullock mould, seem a very long way away now.

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    i wouldn;t be surprised if her next flic isn;t an out and out porno.


    I'll watch this.


    Poor Lindsay. Does anyone really believe her passport was "stolen" at Cannes? Supposedly she told the judge over her probation hearing or whatever that she had a film project she was working on in Texas but it couldn't be verified that there was any such film.

    Heard she also turned down the role that eventually went to Heather Graham in The Hangover. Probably still kicking herself over that one.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    Lohan should seek out Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's done awesome things for Mary-Kate.






    HAHAHA

    That dude does the best Hoffman.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts

    The days of Mean Girls, where she showed real potential as a comic actress in the Sandra Bullock mould, seem a very long way away now.

    For real. Mean Girls has been getting some cable TV run over here of late, and it is pretty astounding to compare the actress in that movie to the trainwreck we have today.

  • CosmophonicCosmophonic 1,172 Posts
    Blahblahblah



    What about the soundtrack?

  • ignastyignasty 163 Posts

    The days of Mean Girls, where she showed real potential as a comic actress in the Sandra Bullock mould, seem a very long way away now.

    For real. Mean Girls has been getting some cable TV run over here of late, and it is pretty astounding to compare the actress in that movie to the trainwreck we have today.

    Still had red hair in Mean Girls. It's a fuckin comedy goldmine, IMO.

  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts

    The days of Mean Girls, where she showed real potential as a comic actress in the Sandra Bullock mould, seem a very long way away now.

    For real. Mean Girls has been getting some cable TV run over here of late, and it is pretty astounding to compare the actress in that movie to the trainwreck we have today.

    Still had red hair in Mean Girls. It's a fuckin comedy goldmine, IMO.

    Hey,

    Plus, it featured that yummy Rachel McAdams. if I weren't married.



    I prefer her as a brunette, but you get the idea.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts

    Hey,

    Plus, it featured that yummy Rachel McAdams. if I weren't married.



    I prefer her as a brunette, but you get the idea.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Major


    As far as Lindsay Lohan, she is a damn train wreck but I would bang her like the trashy chick she is! I would treat her like the little slut she appears to be.


  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts

    The days of Mean Girls, where she showed real potential as a comic actress in the Sandra Bullock mould, seem a very long way away now.

    For real. Mean Girls has been getting some cable TV run over here of late, and it is pretty astounding to compare the actress in that movie to the trainwreck we have today.

    Still had red hair in Mean Girls. It's a fuckin comedy goldmine, IMO.

    Hey,

    Plus, it featured that yummy Rachel McAdams. if I weren't married.



    I prefer her as a brunette, but you get the idea.

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak

    Lacey Chabert was lookin' mighty fine as well.



    b/w

    Mean Girls = quality comedy

  • AlmondAlmond 1,427 Posts
    Mean Girls came out in high school and I still think it's the bomb. This was the "Clueless" of my graduating class, basically. Ironically, that all the girls except Lindsay have promising careers.

    Lacey Chabert, check. Amanda Seyfried, check. Rachel McAdams, check. Lizzy Caplan, check. Tiny Fey, check. Lindsay???



    Girlfriend, gain back the weight and go the salon for some red hair dye action. If the ankle bracelet won't you get to the salon, have someone get you the dye that comes in those little boxes from CVS. If you're out there LiLo, please heed my advice!
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