Light-brown mustachioed dudes (Halloween related)

white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
edited September 2005 in Announcements
I am trying to get a head start on my Halloween costume for this year and have narrowed it down: I am going to use the holiday as an excuse to grow a nice, solid mustache. I have lightish brown/blond hair and don't want to dye the 'stache. Any suggestions on any of these types of dudes in the history of our times? I am coming up empty at this point. Also, what you are all planning to be for Halloween? Hopefully this isn't too of a topic.

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  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    In other words:



    "I'm not man enough to grow a mustache so that people will notice it"



    Excuse me, Sir, but this sounds








  • It will definitely be noticable. I can grow a pretty burly beard in about a week.

  • This thread has ayoooooooo[/b] written all over it...

    That said, here's your blond moustache....


  • there is NOTHING gay about halloween threads you fucking fucktards.

    growing a mustache, possibly suspect, because a mustache is a freudian attempt to turn your mouth into a vagina. (!!!)

    but, uh, back on topic, you could be hulk hogan.

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts


    growing a mustache, possibly suspect, because a mustache is a freudian attempt to turn your mouth into a vagina. (!!!)



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  • there is NOTHING gay about halloween threads you fucking fucktards.

    growing a mustache, possibly suspect, because a mustache is a freudian attempt to turn your mouth into a vagina. (!!!)

    but, uh, back on topic, you could be hulk hogan.

    What about a beard? I was seriously considering that as a way to warm up the winter. Is that like a 1970s Free Love Vagina? That's straight disgusting.

    I could never pull off Hogan. The Rockers-era Sean Michaels maybe. But never Hollywood.

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