A long time ago at this club in Richmond, I was on stage DJing, and the girl bartending, who had long thick curly black hair, took a little break and smiled at me while she rested her head in her hands. i guess there was a candle next to her, and i watched a HUGE flame come up behind her head. similar to that video but much more intense. I jumped off the stage, dove over the bar and tackled her. She looked totally terrified as did the patrons. Everyone thought i just randomly assaulted her until the stench of burning hair hit the rest of the room. i saw her the a couple days after and she had a short hair cut.
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I once burned off the lashes on one of my own eyes being super doo doo dumb and trying to smoke a joint rolled in loose leaf paper. I at least tried to soften the paper first by crumpling it up over and over again...but still it of course flared up on me once I took about my second puff.
i watched a HUGE flame come up behind her head. similar to that video but much more intense. I jumped off the stage, dove over the bar and tackled her. She looked totally terrified as did the patrons. Everyone thought i just randomly assaulted her until the stench of burning hair hit the rest of the room.
I'm sure there's a "no delay" joke in there somewhere.
I once burned off the lashes on one of my own eyes being super doo doo dumb and trying to smoke a joint rolled in loose leaf paper. I at least tried to soften the paper first by crumpling it up over and over again...but still it of course flared up on me once I took about my second puff.
I similarly scorched the lashes on one of my eyes trying to light a smoke in a cab on the way from San Francisco back to Oakland. I asked the cabbie for a light, and he passed me a lighter, neglecting to mention that it was a freakin' crack lighter--one of those joints that shoots up a six-inch flame. I had sort of cocked my head to the side, leaning away from the open window, flicked the lighter, and woooooosh!
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"did the camera catch that?" classy!
i'm assuming diddy wasn't in the room for this because he was walking around eating ice cream and waving money in the air.
I'm sure there's a "no delay" joke in there somewhere.
I similarly scorched the lashes on one of my eyes trying to light a smoke in a cab on the way from San Francisco back to Oakland. I asked the cabbie for a light, and he passed me a lighter, neglecting to mention that it was a freakin' crack lighter--one of those joints that shoots up a six-inch flame. I had sort of cocked my head to the side, leaning away from the open window, flicked the lighter, and woooooosh!