Did I get BANNED?
vinylstalker
397 Posts
Or what?
vinylstalker
397 Posts
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It's just a cute name edit.
Yeah, looks like it. When you are banned it automatically changes your name and you can't start any threads, reply to any threads, or send PMs.
If you don't think you should have been banned, just reply to this thread or send me a pm with a 500 word essay on why you should not have been banned and what you will do better in the future.
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because all it is is:
vinylstalker(BANNED)[/b]
Well, I kind of like this purgatory deal, half BANNED half UNBANNED.
But sure, here we go in 500(or so):
The preponderance of moderators in this excellent forum has resulted
in an excessive amount of baiting, finger wagging, tail shaking and
general strutting and jiving. As an active participant in this forum,
I have found myself unwittingly attracted to said baiting, and in fact
took a big ole bite.
I hereby posit that this bite was elicited by a cabal of moderators
bent on squashing my freedom and god-given right to talk shit on
the internet.
I will also admit that I asked for it.
The BANNing of my user account has resulted in a trance-like period
of self reflection and re-orientation of my online shit talking goals.
After experiencing this re-awakening at the hands of the lords of
SoulStrut, I now proclaim the following:
1.) I will no longer react to fiendishly clever posts designed
by the poster to exact my termination.
2.) I will no longer post any response to anything said by the one
COSMO, as he dosen't know me, yet finds me so asshurt as to be incredible.
3.) I will from this point forward only respond to rapp poasts that
are specifically about records released in cities with populations
below 100,000, and within the years 1985 to 1989.
4.) If I get some b.s. gig that is only relevant or exciting to
myself in my own pitiful crappy city, I WILL NOT poast about it.
5.) I will no longer post finds without the appropriate jpeggery.
It's 2009, time to get a digi camera.
6.) Finally, whenever querried, I will proclaim my undying loyalty
to Mr. GARY and effusively spout green-tounged verbiage praising
his status as a SoulStrut DemiGod.
Respectfuly,
-V.S.(BANNED)
I feverishly typed out a huge response to you
in that post, full of self-pity and begrudging
respect to you and like minded dildo users.
Right before I went to submit, the transformer
on my street blew out and I lost power.
I'll get ya next time, hominy.
Are these the six SoulStrut commandments?
Way to make me feel small and insignificant.
ITS ALL I CAN EVER THINK ABOUT!
No, it was one of the 274 posts anout
microwave. You called me asshurt.
I cried.
to get me to pony up $10 to customize my username.
Wich, I suppose, is not a bad idea....