Thing is imo, that site looks like a sales pitch, aimed more at investors/backers than actual users... so each time we go there to heckle, some fuckwad is counting the hits as proof that corporate McDigging is the way forward.
I'm an intermediate adopter showing signs of monthly high-expenditure with a positive annual forecast for exporting purposes... given age bracket, employment + marital status, I represent customer base who may not find time to dig for myself, and, given possible international outreach for cratediggers.com + scarcity of resources in native environment, may be ideally suited to scoring some of that cheap dollar bin goodness in exchange for my British Pounds Sterling.
i have met this dude. this is no hoax. i am amazed he has taken it to this bizzaro level. i thought for sure he would have hung up his boots by now.
on another bad look note, that dude "whittle" (or whatever he's called) that he has listed on his site is like the eminem of where ever your boy bix is from and bix is pushing him hard (pause). has been for a long time. i met bix about 4 years ago and i knew he was doomed then.
hahhaa - I just noticed the bit at the bottom where it shows you who's signed up! It's a race to see how many strutter personalities can be up in this bitch!
he actually says "there's a time and place for ebonics and slang. But most of the time it's for your record and for your immediate people. Jay-Z and Damon Dash wouldn't have made it to the level they have if they didn't understand this."
Damn, I got my product but I didn't realize that it had to be hot. i'm glad homie schooled me in that video. guess it's back to the drawing board for me.
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truth.
his google ANALytics will be through the roof.
Lurking on SoulStrut!
Fucked up his reality.
This is a hoax by somebody on Soulstrut. No way this is real.
Peace,
GET DUSTY!
http://www.cratediggers.com/digforum/
but wait there's more, click 'dig' bottom left and then click the "cr8 radio" for non-stop styx and sinatra mix bwhahaha
SAVE THE WORLD WITH greenCR8!! brah
b/w
jeebus....
Clients:
Lake County House and Home.
what the fuck is the distribution thing about? What are they distributing, exactly? Yacht Rock deadstock gold?
"12 major markets, 118 minor markers in NY State and 6 markets in Northern New Jersey with over 1000 locations combined.
NY Major Markets: Buffalo, Rochester, Auburn, Syracuse, Oswego, Utica, Schenectady, Albany, Troy, Poughkeepsie, White Plains, and Manhattan.
NJ Markets: New Brunswick, South Bound Brook, Parispanny, Boonton, Ramsey, and Mahawa."
Are they staging their houses for sale with Sayers?
And you know he'll find his way to this thread.
Also
"A CrateDigger, as defined by the company, is one who digs through crates of vinyl records in search of vinyl records"
Major
Word? That's cool, cuz my current distro channels to Schenectady are crap right now.
I'm an intermediate adopter showing signs of monthly high-expenditure with a positive annual forecast for exporting purposes... given age bracket, employment + marital status, I represent customer base who may not find time to dig for myself, and, given possible international outreach for cratediggers.com + scarcity of resources in native environment, may be ideally suited to scoring some of that cheap dollar bin goodness in exchange for my British Pounds Sterling.
on another bad look note, that dude "whittle" (or whatever he's called) that he has listed on his site is like the eminem of where ever your boy bix is from and bix is pushing him hard (pause). has been for a long time. i met bix about 4 years ago and i knew he was doomed then.
8 MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS!
What is he attributing these markets to, stores?
No, it looks like some shit I'd do though.
Raj, you definitely need to throw on a blazer and do your own video intro for the front Soulstrut page!
I'm still trying to get my head around all of this. Amazing.
Oh and have you guys seen his youtube page?:
http://www.youtube.com/user/CR8DGR
KEEP DIGGIN!
lulzzzz
That first art piece about the rat race... Deep. Long shots with nothing but facial acting. Move over Bobby Dinero.
We await patiently for your photoshop onslaught.
BRING IT & GET DUSTY.
"promoting is huge, it should be as common in your day to day as eating is."
Official!
What is South Bound Brook? A bridge, a tenth of a mile of rural highway and a bar and grill?
For the love of god: