GENTLE MUSIC: The New Yacht-Rock?

pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
edited May 2007 in Strut Central
In less than 24 hours the term "gentle" has caught on in countless posts/threads like it was an already established genre (or is it?). And as far as I can tell, it's just music in any category that isn't abrasive. By Wednesday I fully expect somebody to start posting a "gentle" music mix (it's probably being burned as I speak).Just sayin'. In the words of Arkansas Red, I ain't crackin', I'm just FACKIN'.

  Comments


  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I believe it all started with tough hip hop dudes pawing at Wendy & Bonnie.

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    I thought gentle was already established. I didn't think I was originating something. Though I'll gladly take credit for it :lol:

    Gentle is for those who know the true and the real.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I GET ALL GENTLE JUST TYPING THE WORD GENTLE

  • i listened to astral weeks for the first time yesterday. it was kind of like getting an enema with a tahitian vanilla bean. sweet and rough but under the auspice of gentle. my monspubis still shows signs of flaring.

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Gentle is a very delicate word.

    Sealed Neil Young On The Beach is gentle. I'm having grippers remorse and it is making me feel less gentle.

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    I can get teary eyed if I'm in the right mood, and someone plays The Carpenters' "Merry Christmas Darling".

    I'm stubborn, and yet passionate. Ladies, pour some gravy on me, my name is Rice.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    this talk of gentle is confusing me.

    when I think 'gentle' I think of, say Roger Nichols & the Small Circle of Friends

    'On the Beach' isn't gentle, it's a total downer.

    there's a difference.


  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    when I think 'gay and crappy and quick give me $120 nice Japanese man' I think of, say Roger Nichols & the Small Circle of Friends

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    'On the Beach' isn't gentle, it's a total downer.
    Sealed Or Better On The Beach is gentle.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    'gay and crappy'

    does your mother know you talk like that?



    what about that Curt Boettcher ish?

    gentle enough?

    that's as prancey as it gets!

    ---

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts


    what about that Curt Boettcher ish?

    gentle enough?

    that's as prancey as it gets!

    ---

    I like some pretty swishy stuff, but I've never been able to get into Millennium and Sagittarius and all that. It's not terrible though.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    swishy stuff

    this girl I was flatmates with had a Canadian boyfriend who was waaay into the Millennium.

    he walked really swishy, but that may have just been because of his tight hipster pants.

    he was also a wimp who blowdried his hair & was afraid of housepets, driving, germs, you name it.

    this created a bad association for me w/ anything Boettcher related.

    he also liked that Colin Blunstone solo lp.

    what about the Left Banke?

    gentle?

    ---

  • G_BalliandoG_Balliando 3,916 Posts
    I believe is generally gentle.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Man doth not live by rap only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the Gentle Man doth man live.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    swishy stuff

    this girl I was flatmates with had a Canadian boyfriend who was waaay into the Millennium.

    he walked really swishy, but that may have just been because of his tight hipster pants.

    he was also a wimp who blowdried his hair & was afraid of housepets, driving, germs, you name it.

    this created a bad association for me w/ anything Boettcher related.

    he also liked that Colin Blunstone solo lp.

    what about the Left Banke?

    gentle?

    ---

    hahahaha!

    I will ride for both Colin Blunstone and Left Banke.

    I have a foot in both worlds.

    I don't blow-dry though, anymore.

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    I will ride for both Colin Blunstone and Left Banke.

    I have a foot in both worlds.

    there's obviously a fine line between 'gentle' & 'wimpy'

    tread carefully there friend.


  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    'quick and gay Japanese man give me $120 nice'


  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    'quick and gay Japanese man give me $120 nice'


    HE WAS GENTLE

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    'quick and gay Japanese man give me $120 nice'


    HE WAS GENTLE

    NO BRUCE COCKBURN???

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    'quick and gay Japanese man give me $120 nice'


    HE WAS GENTLE

    NO BRUCE COCKBURN???

    MY COCKBURN HAS HEAVY RING WEAR

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    If those Gilles Peterson playlists aren't gentle, then Norah Jones has hair on her teeth. If they had had smooth jazz radio back in 1974, then Peterson would have been the program director.

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    If those Gilles Peterson playlists aren't gentle, then Norah Jones has hair on her teeth. If they had had smooth jazz radio back in 1974, then Peterson would have been the program director.

    He would have been executive producer on all CTI product.

  • karlophonekarlophone 1,697 Posts
    maybe Gentle is mellow with wise Gandalf elements and wimpy is mellow with whiny elements.

    then theres Gentile.

    then theres Genital.


  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    maybe Gentle is mellow with wise Gandalf elements and wimpy is mellow with whiny elements.

    then theres Gentile.

    then theres Genital.


    Perhaps. Then there's Jennifer Lopez and Thalia with their new duo, Jenny Thalia.



  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    Gentle is very different than smooth.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    I am certain that I love music that has gentle qualities, just as I am certain that I hate everything about any music that would be categorized as capital-G 'Gentle'.

    Please, stop this madness.
Sign In or Register to comment.