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DAD'S WITH DAUGHTERS STAND Up!

RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
edited April 2005 in Strut Central

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  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    LOL
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts













    I'm SAYIN' Though![/b]
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    Are saying you already got your daugheter rocking the chastity belt? Running a tight ship over in bumblefuck PA.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    So wait, I'm confused, is this chastity belt w/padlock for the daughter, or the wife isn't givin' it up?
    Either way, there was some LOL
  • LamontLamont 1,089 Posts
    Your daughter's 14 and is asking "Dad can I sleep at Josh's place ?"


    What do you do ?
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    Your daughter's 14 and is asking "Dad can I sleep at Josh's place ?"


    What do you do ?


    that is when i would bring out the fist and the padlock!
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Your daughter's 14 and is asking "Dad can I sleep at Josh's place ?"


    What do you do ?

    roll to Josh's with my homies that look like this
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Your daughter's 14 and is asking "Dad can I sleep at Josh's place ?"


    What do you do ?


    Wait.....THE Josh?
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    ummmm Raj

    ain't your daughter like less than a year old?

    y'all ain't drinking the same Evian we drinkin out here in LA
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Your daughter's 14 and is asking "Dad can I sleep at Josh's place ?"


    What do you do ?

    ask josh if his parents have any records.
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    ummmm Raj



    ain't your daughter like less than a year old?



    y'all ain't drinking the same Evian we drinkin out here in LA



    Not quite sure what you mean, but if you ever have a young Guzzette... you will never look at young boys the same (NO MJ)... They will all look like potential rapists in the making in our eyes. Just letting my fellow soul strut dad's know the future of my daughters netheregions.
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    Not quite sure what you mean, but if you ever have a young Guzzette... you will never look at young boys the same (NO MJ)... They will all look like potential rapists in the making in our eyes. Just letting my fellow soul strut dad's know the future of my daughters netheregions.

    Cosign. I'm sending my daughter to an all girl's school... or something.























    Guzzo would have some ugly children
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    my daughter can do whatever she wants when she turns 19 21.....until then i've been building a nice savings account to pay for private detectives and security escorts for when she decides to start dating....background checks will be required for these scum bag,walking hormone,sexual predator,no good, teenage prick boys
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    my son...he can do whatever he wants...just wear a rubber
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    my daughter can do whatever she wants when she turns <s>19</s> 21.....until then i've been building a nice savings account to pay for private detectives and security escorts for when she decides to start dating....background checks will be required for these scum bag,walking hormone,sexual predator,no good, teenage prick boys

    The application process for men to date my daughter will be similar to that of those applying to be an astronaut.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    ummmm Raj

    ain't your daughter like less than a year old?

    y'all ain't drinking the same Evian we drinkin out here in LA

    Not quite sure what you mean, but if you ever have a young Guzzette... you will never look at young boys the same (NO MJ)... They will all look like potential rapists in the making in our eyes. Just letting my fellow soul strut dad's know the future of my daughters netheregions.


    ahh I understand now. Yes I ain't even thought about the worries I'd have with a daughter, sht I'm still trying to get my shit straight before I worry about spawning some more sexy Jews out into the world.

    I did have to meet the parents of this girl I'm seeing over the weekend and that shit took me from age 24 waaaaaay back to 16 year old promising the dad I have the best of intentions
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    my son...he can do whatever he wants...just wear a rubber



    ??????
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    my son...he can do whatever he wants...just wear a rubber



    ??????


    sorry....he can do whatever he wants except other dudes (not that i have a problem with guys that do other guys...just sayin')

    and school is important..drugs..crime...yada..yada.......you get the point!!!!
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts


    you will never look at young boys the same (NO MJ)... They will all look like potential rapists in the making in our eyes.

    I picked up my 6 year old from school one day only to find her and a small group of her friends being chased by 2 boys. When we get out to the car I ask her was they were doing. She says the boys were trying to play the kissing game... Same little boy gave her play make-up and stuff to make her own jewelry for her 6th B-day. Little homie needs to take a few steps back before dad gets all protective.
  • oldnewsouloldnewsoul 238 Posts
    You can't control it, you judt gotta practice your aim

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I might feel differently about this by the time Ella's old enough to be dating for reals (and no, not in First Grade. Damn!) but I don't want to give my daughter guilt or self-loathing issues around sex the way my parents tried to raise me on. I'm not saying I'm going to take her out shopping for her first strap-on either...
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    I'm not saying I'm going to take her out shopping for her first strap-on either...

    Ever the conservative, O-Wizzle.
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