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West Coast Gangster rap quotes

Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
Post your favorite ignorant ghetto ass quotes from West Coast gangster rappers.
I'll start off with this winner:

Dru Down - "Pimp of The Year"

"And of course I'm slappin' hoes, smackin' hoes, up and down tha f**kin' avenoes"
Did this fool really say "avenoes!" Classic.




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  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    "I could get all kind of jobs to make a grip/But I don't know nothing about no computer chip!"

    from the same song

    "Or get a job at the oil refinery/I'd rather work in Napa at the winery" (the image of 40 fonzarelli pouring for some yuppie tasters is just too much)

    Spice 1 said "I had to squab with a bitch with a big-ass nose!"
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"

    "Pimpin' hoes from Texas to Gualamala..."

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"

    Why does Kurupt always start his verses with 3-4 syllable words? Is it 'cause he's smart?
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Kurupt

    "You salamander-ass caterpillar-ass mothafucka
    Fake-ass busta-ass fake killa mothafucka"

    "Pimpin' hoes from Texas to Gualamala..."


    "You more of a bitch than a bitch!"
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    "Bitch- Ya just a Bitch,
    You work fast food- and you think your rich!"

    Too-Short - Freaky Tales
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "I'm tired of seein weak ni**as get talked bad to/By a period-having-stank-pussy-yeast-infection-no-money-tramp-bitch-always-wanna-know-where-I'm-at-bitch."

    MacMall

    "Hoes are beneath me, ni**a I'm a G, a filthy Fillmoe fuckin' VIP."

    Dre Dog
  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
    Knick Knack Patty Wack/ Give a bitch a crack sack

    -RBL Posse
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "When we first meet, I'll give you full respect/I'll be the sweeteest muhfuckah that you ever met/But don't think I'ma stop doin skandless shit/I'm takin' mail, food stamps, checks - even WIC, bitch."

    Mac Mall
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    "I'm known to spit the game to have these hoes 'nnoyed / now that bitch without a pussy would be unemployed."

    Mac Mall (again)
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    I don't care about jail, ho
    I just sit back relax let my hair and my nails grow



    Dre Dog
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Doin' 80 on the freeway, police catch me if you can.

    2Pac

    This line always confused me, I mean, phonetically and syllabically higher numbers don't really work in the line, but damn, police didn't have any trouble catching me when I was going considerably faster than that.
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Microsoft motha fuckas let bygones be bygones
    But since I'm Macintosh I'm'a double click your icon

    The Coup
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Knick Knack Patty Wack/ Give a bitch a crack sack

    -RBL Posse

    I defy anyone to quote a more ridiculous line than that.
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    I get plenty of ass so call me an astronaut

    -Dr. Dre


    C'mon guys, there are hundreds and hundreds of ignorant lyrics out there for the pickin,' bring it!
  • profeignprofeign 145 Posts
    Knick Knack Patty Wack/ Give a bitch a crack sack

    -RBL Posse

    Also the next line is:

    "and a fat smack with the mother fuckin' nut sack"
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