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Are You Fu*king Kidding Me? (Bling Related)

BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
edited April 2005 in Strut Central
http://blingiton.tv/media.htmDude, I love America so much right now.

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  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Dude, I love America so much right now.





    I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT RIGHT NOW!



    Bling bling

    Everytime I bless yo ipod

    Bling bling

    Fany frog ring worth about fifty cents

    Bling bling

    Everytime I buy a new comb

    Bling bling

    Lauren's piggy bank and barette

    Bling bling















    I envision this song played as a loop over and over for eternity when their informercial is produced:





    Verse One: Baby



    Nigga I got these hoes iced up enough

    While my lil B.G.'s on the bus puttin out cigarette butts

    But me personally playboy I don't give a fuck

    And I'ma always show love to my cut

    Hit the club light tha bitch up

    The Cash Money motto we got to drank til we throw up

    Nigga point the hoe out guaranteed I can fuck

    Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up

    Medallion iced up, Rolex bezelled up

    And my pinky ring is platinum plus

    Earrings be trillion cut

    And my grill be slugged up

    My heart filled with anger cause nigga I don't give a fuck

    Stack my chesse up

    Cause one day I'm a give this street life up

    Beef I don't discuss

    A nigga outta line gone get his motherfuckin head bust

    Cash Money Millionaires plus

    Don't touch sum'in nigga you can't fuck

    Twenty inches TV is a must

    By the year two thousand I'm gut out my bus



    Verse Two: Lil' Turk



    A lil nigga seventeen playin with six figures

    Got so much ice you can skate on a nigga

    When you see cash money you know you stay flossin

    Catch cha girl down bad ya know we straight tossin

    I aint seen a click yet that can stunt like mine

    I aint seen a marette that can run like mine

    1999, and it's our turn to shine

    Fifty or better on our wrist and they all blind

    Pourin vodka til I die drank til I faint

    Til a nigga tell me I need another drank

    My nigga Baby told me work nigga trick to them hoes

    Nigga Baby told me work nigga better than treatin yo nose

    I'm the freak of the click

    Keep it on the tuck so I creep on a bitch

    And I play it on the raw never sleep with a bitch

    Keep it real with my niggaz

    Never weep for a bitch





    (Chorus) Lil' Wayne 2#

    Bling bling

    Everytime I come around yo city

    Bling bling

    Pinky ring worth about fifty

    Bling bling

    Everytime I buy a new ride

    Bling bling

    Lorenzos on Yokahama tires

    Bling bling



    Verse Thre: Manny Fresh



    It's the nigga with tha Lex bubble

    Candy coated helicopter with tha leather cover

    If ya suckin' not fuckin' take off the rubber

    Then toss that bitch nigga cause I don't love her

    Balla, Manny bought a private plane

    Then turned around and sold that bitch to Juve and Wayne

    They put 30 inch lorenzos on that thang man

    I know you niggaz out there just don't understand



    Verse Four: Juvenile



    I'm a 1999 driver

    I'm a uptown third ward magnolia T.C. driver

    Ole ignorant ass always touchin

    Big ballin ass nigga you can see him when he comin

    Booted up, diamond up

    Golds be shinnin' up

    Muthafuckas be blindin' up

    Niggas at the second line be sayin, "I'll be damned"

    Up in they best fits sayin, "Juve got me damn"



    Bling bling

    Everytime I come around yo city

    Bling bling

    Pinky ring worth about fifty

    Bling bling

    Everytime I buy a new ride

    Bling bling

    Lorenzos on Yokahama tires

    Bling bling





    Verse Five: B.G.



    I be that nigga with the ice on me

    If it cost less than twenty it don't look right on me

    I stay flossed out all through the week

    My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.

    I be fuckin niggaz bitches all in they home

    Niggaz be like, "Look at that Benz on all that chrome"

    Diamonds worn by everybody thats in my click

    Man I got the price of a mansion 'round my neck and wrist

    My nigga Baby gettin' a special built machine

    A Mercedes Benz 700 B-14

    I know you niggaz can't believe that

    I can't wait to see ya haters face when ya see that

    Man look at that

    Niggaz wear shades just to stand on side of me

    Folks say take that chain off boy ya blindin me

    All day my phone ringin bling bling bling

    Can see my earring from a mile bling bling



    Bling bling

    Everytime I come around yo city

    Bling bling

    Pinky ring worth about fifty

    Bling bling

    Everytime I buy a new ride

    Bling bling

    Lorenzos on Yokahama tires

    Bling bling

  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts
    *strawman hath been summoned*
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    They're definitely less misery-laden than the real thing.
  • djxanderdjxander 16 Posts
    anyone find it funny that they're marketing this to white girls?
  • MondeyanoMondeyano Reykjavik 863 Posts
    This looks too real to be a joke but I still can't believe this.
  • oxnardcoreoxnardcore 141 Posts
    the commercial is hilarious... it comes on late at nite on cable

    in fact, after watching it again just now, i told my girlfriend that "if i had a daughter that ruined her $400 ipod with those piece of shit stickers, i'd smack her with it"

    "even moms can bling too!"

  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    Isn't this just an updated incarnation of the Bedazzler?
    IMG SRC=http://www.ediscountwholesalers.com/children/nsi/fashion/07_8000_bedazzler_rhine_lg.jpg>
    That one was marketed to little white girls and, uh, NASCAR fans.

    Regardless, that shit is CLASSY.
  • EscalanteEscalante 197 Posts
    Funny thing is I can see my little sis going crazy over that thing. I was afraid of her getting into drugs and alcohol....now the bling machine..
  • Dj_Coma_ToastDj_Coma_Toast 874 Posts
    almost died laughing when i saw this commercial. i like the mom who blings. bitch is crazay wit the bling!
  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    bahahahah!
  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    i kind of want this.

    Ive been wanting to make my bong into a psudo pimp cup if you will.


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