TAKE THAT, YOU DINKS. STEELY DAN SKEWERED!!!

soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
edited February 2018 in Strut Central
Listen to this audio of Soulmarcosa proxy Tom Scharpling apparently arguing with the entire SoulStrut massive about the absolute worthlessness of Steely Dan:



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  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    Steely Dan are fucking awesome.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    this is so funny...i mean steely dan is indeed somehow soulless, but you can't front on them.Worst are the people who think they are gods somehow and that they did the best music evar....

    i remember a dvd which accompanied their last ablum, and they were driving around nyc, getting interviewed by models who didn't know them. kinda lame idea, but at one point they were going like "Uptown, baby, Uptown, baby, for the crown baby..."

    anyone knows if tariq and peter got problemos for using the black cow?

  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    I believe they got the shit sued out of them... hence they are virtually off the map.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    I believe they got the shit sued out of them... hence they are virtually off the map.

    aah...ok then! That'll explain, why they had such great smiles in the backseat of that car when going "uptown baby"....hmm, don't mess with walter and donald then!!!!

  • walter and donald

    aka Factory-Wrapped Douches???


  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Steely Dan are fucking awesome.

    one of my favourite songs ever!



    times are hard
    you're afraid to pay the fee
    so you find yourself somebody
    who can do the job for free
    when you need a bit of lovin
    cause your man is out of town
    that's the time you get me runnin
    and you know I'll be around

    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea
    I don't wanna do your dirty work
    no more
    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea

    light the candle
    put the lock upon the door
    you've sent the maid home early
    like a thousand times before
    like the castle in its corner
    in a medieval game
    I foresee terrible trouble
    and I stay here just the same

    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea
    I don't wanna do your dirty work
    no more
    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea

  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    Steely Dan are fucking awesome.

  • Steely Dan are fucking awesome.

  • Soulstrutters are fucking depressing.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    Steely Dan are fucking awesome.

    one of my favourite songs ever!



    times are hard
    you're afraid to pay the fee
    so you find yourself somebody
    who can do the job for free
    when you need a bit of lovin
    cause your man is out of town
    that's the time you get me runnin
    and you know I'll be around

    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea
    I don't wanna do your dirty work
    no more
    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea

    light the candle
    put the lock upon the door
    you've sent the maid home early
    like a thousand times before
    like the castle in its corner
    in a medieval game
    I foresee terrible trouble
    and I stay here just the same

    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea
    I don't wanna do your dirty work
    no more
    I'm a fool to do your dirty work
    oh yea


    hell yeah, from their first album which is one one of my atf's...me thinks that this group called audiobullies from the UK took a bit from that as well for their new album. but they prolly got enuff money to clear it. and oh yes, steely da are fuckin awesome. and rich somehow...

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Soulstrutters are fucking depressing.


    Marco! Baby! I have been down with the Dan for life, can't stop now!

    Not like I am buying their new CDs, but I celebrate 90% of their entire catalog.

    Hatt me now.

  • Steely Dan are fucking awesome stand astride the conquered world while all else lays in waste.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    the Dan

    the name stems from a dildo that was produced in the early 70's as a housewivepleaser....hence the adjective "steely"

  • Soulstrutters are fucking depressing.


    Marco! Baby! I have been down with the Dan for life, can't stop now!

    Not like I am buying their new CDs, but I celebrate 90% of their entire catalog.

    Hatt me now.

    From "Can't Buy a Thrill" to "Gaucho" + "The Nightfly" possibly - "The Royal Scam" (but probably not)

    "Gaucho" is a straight yay-ed out CLASSIC.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Soulstrutters are fucking depressing.


    Marco! Baby! I have been down with the Dan for life, can't stop now!

    Not like I am buying their new CDs, but I celebrate 90% of their entire catalog.

    Hatt me now.

    From "Can't Buy a Thrill" to "Gaucho" + "The Nightfly" possibly - "The Royal Scam" (but probably not)

    "Gaucho" is a straight yay-ed out CLASSIC.

    Hell yes, I love "the Nightfly".

  • DubiousDubious 1,865 Posts
    the nighfly

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    possibly - "The Royal Scam"

    buggin'!

  • possibly - "The Royal Scam"

    buggin'!

    haha ..... I said "probably not"..... I need to listen to that one more. My homie was biggin it up the other day.

  • the Dan

    the name stems from a dildo that was produced in the early 70's as a housewivepleaser....hence the adjective "steely"

    ...or, if you want the truth, the name comes from the name of a steam-powered dildo in the book "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs, which came out in 1959.

  • dayday 9,612 Posts
    walter and donald

    aka Factory-Wrapped Douches???


    A world become one
    Of salads and sun
    Only a fool would say that
    A boy with a plan
    A natural man
    Wearing a white stetson hat
    Unhand that gun begone
    There's no one to fire upon
    If he's holding it high
    He's telling a lie

    CHORUS:
    I heard it was you
    Talkin' 'bout a world
    Where all is free
    It just couldn't be
    And only a fool would say that

    The man in the street
    Draggin' his feet
    Don't wanna hear the bad news
    Imagine your face
    There is his place
    Standing inside his brown shoes
    You do his nine to five
    Drag yourself home half alive
    And there on the screen
    A man with a dream

    CHORUS

    Anybody on the street
    Has murder in his eyes
    You feel no pain
    And you're younger
    Then you realize

    CHORUS


    My shit.

    I 3 Steely Wangs

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    the Dan

    the name stems from a dildo that was produced in the early 70's as a housewivepleaser....hence the adjective "steely"

    ...or, if you want the truth, the name comes from the name of a steam-powered dildo in the book "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs, which came out in 1959.

    oops, got me. sorry.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    the Dan

    the name stems from a dildo that was produced in the early 70's as a housewivepleaser....hence the adjective "steely"

    ...or, if you want the truth, the name comes from the name of a steam-powered dildo in the book "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs, which came out in 1959.

    Also a little known fact, back in the day when I was a driver for Kinko's in Minneapolis/St Paul, my CB radio handle was Dr. Wu

  • walter and donald

    aka Factory-Wrapped Douches???


    A world become one
    Of salads and sun
    Only a fool would say that
    A boy with a plan
    A natural man
    Wearing a white stetson hat
    Unhand that gun begone
    There's no one to fire upon
    If he's holding it high
    He's telling a lie

    CHORUS:
    I heard it was you
    Talkin' 'bout a world
    Where all is free
    It just couldn't be
    And only a fool would say that

    The man in the street
    Draggin' his feet
    Don't wanna hear the bad news
    Imagine your face
    There is his place
    Standing inside his brown shoes
    You do his nine to five
    Drag yourself home half alive
    And there on the screen
    A man with a dream

    CHORUS

    Anybody on the street
    Has murder in his eyes
    You feel no pain
    And you're younger
    Then you realize

    CHORUS


    My shit.

    I 3 Steely Wangs

    Very nice choice. Was all at me for leaving that one off my 150 minute "best of" comp.

  • JRootJRoot 861 Posts


    Hell yes, I love "the Nightfly".

    In the name of my man ****C and on the strength of "Any major dude," which has personal significance, I will retain Pretzel Logic in my LP collection. "The Nightfly," however, I had to let go. I found that album boring, indulgent, and not worth keeping. If I hadn't already taken my copy to the Sally A, I would offer it to anyone who wanted it. The likelihood that it has moved from the shelves of the Sally is low, however, so PM me if you want to dash over there and mint up.

    JRoot

  • dayday 9,612 Posts
    "Any major dude"

    Oh shit! I completely forgot about that one. Hands down, one my favorite song from them.



  • Hell yes, I love "the Nightfly".

    In the name of my man ****C and on the strength of "Any major dude," which has personal significance, I will retain Pretzel Logic in my LP collection. "The Nightfly," however, I had to let go. I found that album boring, indulgent, and not worth keeping. If I hadn't already taken my copy to the Sally A, I would offer it to anyone who wanted it. The likelihood that it has moved from the shelves of the Sally is low, however, so PM me if you want to dash over there and mint up.

    JRoot

    Dood, are you sure this post wasn't meant for the "Records you regret selling" thread??


  • waxjunkywaxjunky 1,850 Posts
    I believe they got the shit sued out of them... hence they are virtually off the map.

    aah...ok then! That'll explain, why they had such great smiles in the backseat of that car when going "uptown baby"....hmm, don't mess with walter and donald then!!!!

    Sued indeed -- every last cent of the rappers' share of the profit from "Uptown, Baby" went to Steely Dan (something like $150k or $250k).


  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Of course, my name is a tribute to the darkest motherfuckers who ever walked the planet.

    I???ll learn to work the saxophone
    I???ll play just what I feel
    Drink scotch whisky all night long
    And die behind the wheel

    They got a name for the winners in the world
    I want a name when I lose
    They call alabama the crimson tide
    Call me deacon blues


  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    Listen to this audio of Soulmarcosa proxy Tom Scharpling apparently arguing with the entire SoulStrut massive about the absolute worthlessness of Steely Dan:

    http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=10444

    Forward to about the 2hr35min mark and let the bashing begin!!

    Wow. Host with the most. Salient points, all. Elevator music + soulless + boring + "jazz-ish" + over-professional.

    Sez me: Steely Dan = 1981 + coke + 1979 + more coke.

    "Hey - I really heard those sleigh bells"

  • Listen to this audio of Soulmarcosa proxy Tom Scharpling apparently arguing with the entire SoulStrut massive about the absolute worthlessness of Steely Dan:

    http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=10444

    Forward to about the 2hr35min mark and let the bashing begin!!

    Wow. Host with the most. Salient points, all. Elevator music + soulless + boring + "jazz-ish" + over-professional.

    Sez me: Steely Dan = 1981 + coke + 1979 + more coke.

    "Hey - I really heard those sleigh bells"

    THANK YOU
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